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"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones."
— Proverbs 17:22

🆕 LATEST FEATURES

  • ⚡ Super Powers — every hunter has 3 unique powers (keys 1/2/3 or the ⚡ buttons): Rapid Fire, Power Shot, Shield, Heal, Bomb/Ram, Slow-Mo, Double Points, Bull Charge, Airstrike/Nuke. A card at the start of each run lists yours.
  • 🔱 Harpoon (H) spears breaching fish · 🎣 Fishing Rod (G) hooks & holds a fish still to shoot · both on every hunter, buttons appear when a fish is up.
  • 🙏 Scripture Rebuke (R, free) — hurl Scripture and demons FLEE in Jesus' name. ✝️💥 Demon Buster (J, shop) — heat-seeking Scripture volley that routs and knocks demons out 60s. 📖 Bible (B) stops demons.
  • 🎖️ Military Strike — calls in heat-seeking missiles, strafing fighter planes and foot soldiers that hit EVERY bad guy (birds, shooters, demons, fish, vehicles).
  • 🔰 Battle Vehicles (shop) — Tank, Attack Chopper or Technical swap your mount for 30s with a unique power (explosive cannon / flight / mounted MG + armor).
  • 🔩 Mounted Machine Guns & 🚀 Jetpack (shop) — heavy mounted rounds; the jetpack lifts your whole rig like an airplane (fly through birds to strafe them).
  • 🦅 Falcon Barrage summons a diving falcon flock. Predators compete for the birds — bears, tigers, pterodactyls, dragons and demons snatch woke birds too (a house divided cannot stand).
  • Tougher enemies — loose animals and enemy humans take many more hits, and a caged animal you never freed enrages: bears charge fast, tigers pounce, and they wheel back for another pass. Free them instead.
  • Every scene is unique — its own birds, animals, signature boss and on-foot threats, with a spoken "what's ahead" callout on entry. The Dragon is saved for the White House finale.

🎮 COMPLETE CONTROLS GUIDE

⚡ Hunter Special Abilities (3 per hunter)

Every hunter has three unique combat abilities, shown on their card and as three buttons at the bottom-left during play. Desktop: press 1, 2, 3.On your phone or tablet: tap the three ability buttons at the bottom-left (each shows a cooldown bar). Effects include Rapid Fire, Power Shot, Shield, Heal, Smart Bomb (clears woke birds on screen), Slow-Mo, Double Points and Airstrike — which three you get depends on the hunter. Also: ✝️ Bible is the only thing that stops the Demon — buy it in the shop, then press B to throwtap the ✝️ BIBLE button (it appears when you own one).

⌨️ Keyboard & Mouse (Desktop)

Action Primary Key Alternative Description
Move Left A Walk left across the landscape
Move Right D Walk right across the landscape
Jump W SPACE Jump over obstacles, reach flying birds
Crouch S Duck low
Shoot 🖱️ CLICK - Aim and shoot exactly where you click
Toggle Music M - Turn game music on/off
Toggle Sound N - Turn sound effects on/off
Knife / Punch (Melee) F K Clears birds (+50%) AND defends you — holds a woke wannabe/agitator off you when they leap on you. You never have to bow down.
Word Burst C 💣 button Lob a Word Burst at your crosshair — it bursts into Bibles and nets, the right one per target; only monsters go down (if you're carrying any)
Throw Bible / Word B 📖 button Hurl a Bible — converts people and drives off demons
Give the Word V 📖 GIVE WORD Wake a phone-tranced kid (golden glow) — they fight for you (+200)
Arrest Villain E 🚔 ARREST Walk up to a globalist villain and cuff them — they can't be shot
Shake Off Turds Q X SHAKE Shake the Turd-O-Meter down (waggle the joystick on mobile)
Call Lightning T - Strike birds with lightning (3 charges)
Summon Tornado G - Sweep birds away (2 charges)
Reload R - Manual reload your weapon
Pause/Menu ESC P Pause game and access menu
Show Controls H - Display controls help overlay

📱 Touch Controls — no keys, just the joystick and taps

🕹️ Move (Left Thumb)

A floating joystick appears under your LEFT thumb. Slide it to walk left/right.

🦘 Jump & Crouch

PUSH the joystick UP to JUMP. PULL it DOWN to CROUCH. No separate buttons needed.

🎯 Shoot (Right Thumb)

TAP the RIGHT side of the screen to shoot toward that spot. The rifle follows your sights.

🎯 Aim High or Low

The gun points where you aim — tap high for high fliers, low for ground targets.

PRO TIP: LEFT thumb on the joystick moves (and jumps/crouches), RIGHT thumb taps to shoot. Two thumbs, two jobs — fastest reaction time!

📖 THE WORD, NOT THE SWORD

We don't kill people in this game. We whack the woke with the Word of God. You never pick a weapon for this — point at a target, pull the trigger, and the right answer leaves the barrel by itself.

What you're aiming atWhat leaves the barrelWhat happens to it
🐦 Ordinary birds & 🐟 fishBullets — and they never run outDowned for points and coins
🐦 Every woke birdA net (fire or jump into it)Caught alive, never killed. No bird is shot
⚡ Thunderbird & 🔥 Phoenix (monster-birds)A big netCaught ALIVE for big points — never killed
🐉 Dragon & 🦖 Pterodactyl (evil monsters)Bullets to stun + the Word (Bibles / B)Stunned, then sent FLEEING (James 4:7)
👾 Rainbow aliens, 😈 demons, 🐟 monster fishReal bulletsTrue monsters — not people or ordinary birds
🐻 🫎 🦌 🐅 🦍 CAGED animals (bear, elk, deer, tiger, woke gorilla)Shoot the CAGEBars burst, he runs free. +400
🐺 Loose dangerous animals (wolf, moose)A netNetted and held, never killed
🐉 Soros — THE BEASTThe WordUnkillable, un-nettable. Bullets weaken; a Bible drives him off. +500
🧍 Every person — woke shooters, antifa, snipers, invadersA volley of BiblesThey drop to their knees and are converted
🚙 Anyone you run downBuried in a mountain of Bibles, helpless
😈 The demon & the monster fishBullets and ScriptureThe two exceptions — not people, still fought

🕍 The Rabbi fights the same way you do — nets and Bibles, never lead at a face. So do the helper birds (an eagle nets a woke bird instead of killing it), the Secret Service detail at the White House, and the airstrike: the missiles, the strafing runs and the boots on the ground all drop Bibles and nets. The nets and Bibles scale to whatever they're aimed at, from a sparrow to a moose. A net that lands on a bird you didn't mean to catch still scores.

"For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword." — Hebrews 4:12

📱 PHONE-TRANCED KIDS (rescue them!)

Some people stand frozen, lost in their phones with a golden glow — they are innocent bystanders, NOT enemies. Do not shoot them. Walk right up and press V (keyboard) or tap the 📖 GIVE WORD button (phone) to hand them a Bible. They snap awake, thank you, and fight alongside you for a while. +200 points.

🎩 GLOBALIST VILLAINS can't be shot — the big-money bosses are arrested, not harmed. Walk right up and press E (keyboard) or tap the 🚔 ARREST button (phone) to cuff them. Justice, not violence.

🙌 Converted vs contained: not everyone folds on the spot. Most woke enemies you reach are converted (they kneel), but some are only contained — stopped, holding the Book, thinking hard about it. “Many are called, but few are chosen” (Matthew 22:14). Both still score, and nobody is ever killed.

💥 Word Bursts (the old grenades): lob one and it bursts into Bibles and nets, choosing the right one for each target in the blast — Bibles rain on the crowd while a net drops over the bear beside them.

🚙 Trucks & the red tractor have a DRIVER — bullets bounce off the cab. Fire and a Bible or net stops it and reaches the driver, unharmed.

🛡️ Close-quarters DEFENCE (F/K): when a woke wannabe or agitator leaps on you, hold them off — you stand your ground and break their attack. Turning the other cheek is not lying down; you defend, and still nobody dies.

✈️ Planes & enemy helicopters: bring one down and it floats to a SAFE LANDING under a parachute — no crash, nobody hurt. Clip one mid-air and your run ends, but both of you parachute down safe.

🚙 Trucks, tractors & motorbikes: shoot the TIRES to stop them — the driver walks away unharmed.

🕊️ This is a non-violent game — no game character is ever killed. The only ones truly whacked are the demons, the dragon, the monster-birds, the rainbow aliens and the monster fish — because that is exactly what they are.

🦁 NOT PUSHOVERS — AND NOT VIOLENT EITHER

Turning the other cheek is not lying down. A Truth Defender stands, defends, and does not tolerate evil — "Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil" (Isaiah 5:20), "the righteous are bold as a lion" (Proverbs 28:1), and "God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind" (2 Timothy 1:7).

Protecting and providing for your family is a duty, not an option — "If any provide not for his own... he hath denied the faith" (1 Timothy 5:8), and Nehemiah told them plainly to "fight for your brethren, your sons, and your daughters, your wives, and your houses" (Nehemiah 4:14). There is "a time of war, and a time of peace" (Ecclesiastes 3:8). There are times a person must act.

But we are Truth Defenders, sent out to spread the Word — so we take the high road. "The weapons of our warfare are not carnal" (2 Corinthians 10:4). "Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good" (Romans 12:21). "Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord" (Romans 12:19). We contain, we convert, and we never harm a soul.

🏅 And being hated for it is an honour: "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you... for my sake" (Matthew 5:11); the apostles left "rejoicing that they were counted worthy to suffer shame for his name" (Acts 5:41).

⚖️ Not everyone will accept it — "many are called, but few are chosen" (Matthew 22:14) and "narrow is the way... and few there be that find it" (Matthew 7:14). We offer it to every last one anyway, because nobody is too far gone: "whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved" (Romans 10:13), "him that cometh to me I will in no wise cast out" (John 6:37), and "though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow" (Isaiah 1:18). Wherever you have been and whatever you have done — the door is still open.

🎯 YOUR OBJECTIVE

Each zone has a woke-bird quota. The banner shows 🎯 WOKE BIRDS x/N. Clear the quota, then walk RIGHT to reach the next zone (the left edge walls you in). The Protected Park is a NO-HUNTING zone — don't shoot anything there, just pass through.

🤠 Choose Your Hunter (20 to pick from)

Each hunter carries their own weapon:

HunterWeapon
BuckLever-Action Rifle
DaisyShotgun
ClydeSemi-Auto Rifle
BubbaPump Shotgun
GunnerAK Assault Rifle
JoleneSniper Rifle
SierraAR-15 Carbine
TammySemi-Auto Pistol
ReevesColt Peacemaker
MaryCoach Gun
WeiHenry Repeater
LianSpencer Carbine
RaniWinchester Rifle
ArjunSharps Rifle

🦆 COMPLETE BIRD ENCYCLOPEDIA (45+ Species)

KNOW YOUR TARGET AT A GLANCE: every bird wears a label. A GREEN "🛡️ GOOD" tag = PROTECTED / ally, DO NOT SHOOT. A YELLOW "🎯" tag = WOKE, shoot it for points + coins. The bird you're aiming at shows its full name.

✅ WOKE BIRDS YOU CAN TAKE (Earn Points + Coins!) — ALL of them are NETTED, caught alive

These are the woke birds you CAN and SHOULD shoot — they wear the yellow 🎯 tag.

Bird Points Coins Speed Special Notes
🦆 Mallard Duck+102MediumCommon, flies in groups
🦆 Wood Duck+122MediumColorful, lake areas
🦆 Teal Duck+102FastSmall and quick
🪿 Canada Goose+123SlowLarge target, V-formation
🪿 Snow Goose+153MediumWhite, snow zones
🐔 Chicken (Schiff Chicken)+81SlowWoke bird, farm zones, flies low
🦃 Wild Turkey+154SlowLarge, forest zones
🐦 Pigeon+81FastCity/suburb zones
🐦‍⬛ Magpie (Crow / Raven)+102FastCrows & ravens are drawn as magpies — shootable woke birds (+10). Incl. Karen / Riley / Kimmel / Badgley / LaBeouf
🐦‍⬛ Grackle+81MediumIridescent black
🕊️ Seagull+122MediumBeach zones, noisy
🐦 Sparrow+51Very FastTiny, hard to hit
🐦 Finch+61Very FastColorful, quick
🐦 Starling+81FastSwarms together
🐦 Robin+81MediumRed breast
🐦 Blue Jay+102MediumBlue, aggressive
🐦 Cardinal+122MediumBright red male
🦆 Cormorant+122MediumDives for fish
🐦 Quail+153FastGround bird, flies low
🐦 Pheasant+205MediumColorful male, valuable
🐦 Grouse+184FastForest zones
🦤 Roadrunner+153Very FastDesert only, runs!
🐦 Vulture+102SlowDesert/swamp, circles
🐦 Mockingbird+102FastMimics sounds
🦜 Cockatoo+153MediumWhite, rare

🛡️ PROTECTED BIRDS (YOU CAN'T SHOOT THEM AT ALL)

These wear the GREEN "🛡️ GOOD" tag. They're protected and the game enforces it: bullets bounce off harmlessly. No kill, no penalty, no points lost — nothing happens. On mobile you can't even target one: the crosshair turns blue, shows PROTECTED, and refuses the shot. Aim elsewhere.

Bird What happens if you shoot Why Protected
🦉 OwlBullet bounces offFully protected — there is NO shootable owl
🕊️ DoveBullet bounces offProtected Species
🦜 ParrotBullet bounces offExotic Pet
🦚 PeacockBullet bounces offOrnamental
🦩 FlamingoBullet bounces offProtected Species
🦢 SwanBullet bounces offProtected Species
🦆 PelicanBullet bounces offProtected Species
🐦 Stork / Heron / CraneBullet bounces offProtected Species
🦜 ToucanBullet bounces offExotic
🐧 PenguinBullet bounces offProtected Species
🦤 DodoBullet bounces offExtinct! (Easter egg — super rare spawn)
🦇 Bat (Night)Bullet bounces offPest Control — night only

🦅 HELPER BIRDS (BULLETS BOUNCE OFF — BUT SHOOTING THEM COSTS YOU POINTS)

Helpers are your allies and the game shields them just like protected birds: bullets bounce off harmlessly and they never fall out of the sky. You do still lose points for shooting one, so don't waste ammo on your own side.

Bird Penalty Special Ability
🦅 Bald EagleBounces off — costs pointsHunts birds for you! Drops gold coins!
🦅 Golden EagleBounces off — costs pointsHunts birds for you! Drops gold coins!
🦅 HawkBounces off — costs pointsHunts smaller birds for you!
🦅 FalconBounces off — costs pointsHunts smaller birds for you!
🦅 OspreyBounces off — costs pointsHunts smaller birds for you!
HELPER BIRDS: Eagles, Hawks, Falcons and Ospreys are your FRIENDS! They hunt woke birds for you and drop gold coins! You can't kill them — bullets bounce off, same as the protected birds — but shooting one still costs you points, so aim elsewhere. (The Owl is NOT a helper anymore — it's fully protected.)

🪖 ENEMIES & SURVIVAL

🎯 The Sniper Kid — he is a CHILD, not a soldier

The woke sniper is a little boy. Camo jacket three sizes too big, oversized boots, and a scoped rifle he has no business holding. He appears on the bridge / water zones, in the forest treeline and around the western town. He is who the commentator means by “that stubborn kid” — not evil, just confused, and somebody handed him that gun. You never shoot him. Give him Bibles until he kneels (+50), or — the better move — run him down (+100 and double coins) and bury him in the Bible pile. He gets up unhurt either way. He is stubborn, so expect a volley before he gives in.

⚠️ Two different kids. The SNIPER KID carries a rifle and is a hostile. The 📱 PHONE-TRANCED KID has a golden glow and is innocent — bullets and Bibles bounce off him, he cannot be run over, and the only thing that reaches him is GIVE WORD (V, or tap him) for +200.

🧒 Why he is a child — and why the game will not let you shoot him

He is the hardest character here to look at honestly, and that is on purpose. Everything about him reads threat: the camo, the scope, and the fact that he really is firing on you and really is taking your health. Every instinct a shooter has ever trained into you says put him down. Then you get close enough to see his face, and he is about nine years old.

He did not arm himself. A child does not find a scoped rifle, work out a politics and go hunting. Somebody dressed him, somebody handed him the weapon, somebody told him who the enemy was — and that somebody is not the one standing in front of you. He is repeating a lesson he was given before he was old enough to weigh it. He is not the author of what he believes; he is the first casualty of it.

So the trigger physically resolves to the Word instead of lead. Not a penalty, not a difficulty option — you simply cannot shoot the boy. “Whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened round his neck” (Matthew 18:6). The millstone is not for the child.

And he is stubborn, which is the honest part. One Bible usually will not do it — he shrugs the first off, sometimes the second, and keeps firing. That is what indoctrination actually is: not a bad argument you can correct in a sentence, but a whole story somebody has been living inside. You keep giving him the Word until it lands, or you drive the Bible pile straight over him. He gets up grinning every time. Nobody has to be destroyed for him to change his mind — and when he kneels the rifle goes down for good. The person shooting at you is the objective, not the obstacle.

🎯 What a sniper actually does

  • Level 3 onward, never more than two at a time.
  • Enters from either side and walks steadily toward you — he does not charge like the woke shooters.
  • He hides — the forest treeline, cover around the town and water zones. You often hear him before you spot him.
  • A shot every 3–5 seconds, aimed at you from range, and those rounds damage you. Ignore him and he whittles you down from across the zone while you are busy netting birds.
  • He is a poor shot — but a poor shot fired often enough still lands. Keep moving; standing still is what gets you hit.
  • RAVI spots hidden snipers automatically, which is the difference between reacting and being surprised.

🔫 Woke Shooters

Armed woke militants charge in and open fire — the Woke Wannabe, teal & rainbow militants, and the BLM shooter. Their bullets DAMAGE your hunter — take them out fast or dodge. They appear from level 3 on.

👿🔪 Woke Wannabe & Woke Agitator (demonic melee)

Two true-woke melee enemies stalk the scenes. They froth at the mouth, jump-lunge and stab with a knife, and can even deflect some of your bullets with the blade — they're hard to kill and move with a dark, demonic power. They'll attack the kids in the scene, take runs at your mount to leap on you, and even fight each other (“a kingdom divided cannot stand”) — and can team up with the Demon. The narrator names their power, but declares God is far greater, with scripture.

  • 🔫 Keep firing to wear them down, OR
  • 🛡️ When they leap on you, press F / K to DEFEND — you hold your ground, they are pushed back and their attack is broken. Turning the other cheek is not lying down: you stand firm, and nobody dies. Jump to shake them loose.

💥 Word Bursts

The heavy-hitter. A Word Burst bursts into Bibles and nets across the blast — Bibles rain on the shooters and the crowd while nets drop over the birds and dangerous animals, each target getting the right one; only monsters actually go down. Buy a pack of 5 in the shop, or grab 💣 ammo drops that appear in the scenes (carry up to 5). Aim at your target and press C (or tap the 💣 button) — it arcs to your crosshair and bursts. Thrown one at a time.

🔊 Voices, Rally Lines & Truth Radio

Turn your voice on (N key). Each hunter speaks in their own voice — combat lines plus a unique closing rally at every LEVEL CLEARED (whack the woke, secure the border, defend the family, protect America and God's ordained morals — scripture-backed). A Truth Radio narrator preaches short, scripture-backed truth throughout: God's design, grace for all, the woke need Jesus, protect the family — truth in love. On-screen text boxes are for guidance; the jokes, commentary and scripture come through as spoken voice.

💩 The Turd-O-Meter (your lives)

Woke birds drop turds. Every turd that hits you fills the Turd-O-Meter — if it fills up, it's game over (the meter IS your life bar).

  • 🤲 Shake off turds: press Q or X (or tap the SHAKE button / waggle the joystick) to shake the meter down. The green health box clears it too.
  • 🧼 Healing cleans the meter: First Aid washes 25% off, a Health Pack 35%, a Full Heal wipes it completely.
  • 🛡️ Turd Shield (I / II / III) cuts turd damage by 15% / 30% / 50%.
  • 💀 Last Stand: once per run, the hit that would kill you leaves you standing instead, with a brief flash of invincibility. The screen edges flash red to warn you.
  • 🚜 The green tractor drives by and cleans turds off the ground (the red tractor does not).

📖 Holy Bible Pickup — heals AND arms you against evil

Walk over a 📖 Holy Bible and it works like a first-aid kit — +40 HP and it cleanses your turd meter — but it also grants ✝️ HOLY STRENGTH for 15 seconds: your shots hit the Demon and the Woke Wannabe/Agitator 3× harder, and their demonic power to block bullets fails while it's active. Bibles show up more often when you're low on health or when a demon or witch is on the screen — the Word arrives right when the darkness does. “Take up the sword of the Spirit, the Word of God” (Ephesians 6:17) · “Greater is He that is in you” (1 John 4:4).

⛈️ Lightning Storms

Storms are telegraphed: first a harmless sky flicker, then a ground ring warning, then the bolt. The first bolt of each storm won't kill you (loud warning). Shelters spawn during storms — crouch in cover.

💰 Coins

There's a daily coin payout cap, but your SCORE always keeps counting even after the cap — keep playing. Coins persist between games; spend them in the shop.

🦌 GROUND ANIMALS (11 Types)

Animals appear on the ground in various zones. Some are dangerous and worth points — others are harmless and cost you points if you shoot them!

⚠️ DANGEROUS — SHOOT OR TACKLE (F / K)

👽 Rainbow Alien+35 ptsCharges / pounces
🐻 Bear+25 ptsCharges — mountain
🦌 Elk+22 ptsCharges
🐅 Tiger+400 freedCAGED — shoot the cage
🐺 Wolf+15 ptsCharges

❌ HARMLESS — DON'T SHOOT

🦌 Deer-15 ptsCan charge — dodge / tackle
🐕 Dog-30 ptsPet/companion
🐈 Cat-25 ptsPet
🦊 Fox-15 ptsHarmless
🐰 Rabbit-15 ptsHarmless
🦨 Skunk-10 ptsHarmless
WARNING: In the State Park zone (Zone 4), ALL shooting is prohibited! Even normally shootable animals cost -100 points per shot!

🗺️ ALL 13 ZONES - COMPLETE GUIDE

Journey through 13 unique American landscapes! Each zone has different birds, challenges, and strategies.

Zone 1 15 birds to clear

🌾 COUNTRY FARM

Rolling green hills, red barn, windmill, tractors crossing. Watch for chickens and ducks!

Common Birds: Chickens, Ducks, Magpies, Sparrows

Hazards: Tractors (jump or shoot tires!)

Strategy: Easy zone - practice your aim!

Zone 2 20 birds to clear

🌲 DEEP FOREST

Tall pine trees, deer wandering, foxes darting. Hawks patrol here as helpers!

Common Birds: Turkeys, Pheasants, Blue Jays, Owls

Animals: Deer, Rabbits, Fox

Strategy: Let Hawks help! Don't shoot deer!

Zone 3 25 birds to clear

🏞️ FISHING LAKE

Shimmering water, boat dock, bridge. Many waterfowl including ducks and geese!

Common Birds: Ducks, Geese, Herons, Pelicans

Special: Swans appear - DON'T shoot!

Strategy: Target geese for more coins!

⚠️ Zone 4 NO HUNTING!

🏞️ STATE PARK

PROTECTED WILDLIFE SANCTUARY! No shooting allowed here!

PENALTY: -100 POINTS PER SHOT!

Strategy: Just WALK THROUGH! Let charges recharge. Catch your breath!

Zone 5 30 birds to clear

🏜️ DESERT

Cacti, tumbleweeds, sand dunes. Hot and dry with unique birds!

Common Birds: Vultures, Roadrunners, Hawks

Animals: Snakes, Lizards, Coyotes

Strategy: Roadrunners are FAST - lead your shots!

Zone 6 35 birds to clear

❄️ SNOW MOUNTAIN

Falling snowflakes, snowman, evergreen trees. Cold but beautiful!

Common Birds: Snow Geese, Eagles, Owls

Animals: A caged bear to free, plus loose wolves

Strategy: Eagles are HELPERS here - don't shoot!

Zone 7 40 seagulls

🏖️ BEACH

Ocean waves, palm trees, pelicans diving. LOTS of seagulls!

Common Birds: Seagulls, Pelicans, Sandpipers

Special: Flamingos appear - DON'T shoot!

Strategy: Rapid fire works well here!

Zone 8 45 crows

🏘️ SUBURBS

Houses, mailboxes, joggers, cyclists. Urban birds everywhere!

Common Birds: Magpies, Pigeons, Sparrows, Robins

Hazards: Cars, Cyclists (don't hit!)

Strategy: Watch for pets - don't shoot dogs/cats!

Zone 9 50 pigeons

🏙️ CITY

Skyscrapers, traffic, neon lights. Pigeons EVERYWHERE!

Common Birds: Pigeons, Magpies, Starlings

Special: Phone Zombies appear - wake them!

Strategy: Use tornado to clear pigeon swarms!

Zone 10 30 birds + ✝️

⛺ CHURCH CAMP

Peaceful camp setting with scripture verses appearing! Cross visible.

Common Birds: Doves, Cardinals, Blue Jays

Special: Scripture verses appear on screen!

Strategy: Peaceful zone - enjoy the verses!

Zone 11 ⭐ 35 birds + ⭐

🎄 CHRISTMAS VILLAGE

Find Baby Jesus! Nativity scene, falling snow, Christmas lights, carols playing!

Common Birds: Cardinals, Doves, Owls

Special: Silent Night music! Star of Bethlehem!

Strategy: Look for the Nativity scene! ⭐

Zone 12 60 birds - HARD!

🐊 THE SWAMP

DRAIN THE SWAMP! Murky water, cypress trees, and breaching monster fish!

Common Birds: Herons, Vultures, Magpies, Bats (night)

Animals: A caged tiger to free, Skunks (+ monster fish breach beside the boardwalk)

DANGER: Boss birds spawn here!

Zone 13 🏆 100+ BOSSES!

🏛️ THE WHITE HOUSE

FINAL BATTLE! Protect Trump! Eagles overhead, American flags waving!

Common Birds: ALL types converge here!

Special: Trump voice lines! Bald Eagles helping!

BOSSES: Pterodactyl, Phoenix, Dragon, Thunderbird!

💰 COMPLETE SCORING SYSTEM

✅ WAYS TO EARN POINTS

🦆 Net birds+5 to +30
🔪 Knife takedowns+50% BONUS!
🌪️ Tornado takedowns+70% of points
⚡ Lightning takedowns+50% of points
🪂 Parachuter assists+50% of points
✈️ Fighter jet takedowns+30% of points
🏈 Tackle woke sniper+100 & 2x coins
🦅 Helper birds hunt for you+ drop coins
💰 Collect coins+1 per coin
Shoot turds+3
🛞 Blow out tire+15
🐻 Net dangerous animals+10 to +30
🔪 Double Slice+10 bonus
🔪 Triple Slice+20 bonus

❌ PENALTIES TO AVOID

🏞️ Shoot in the Protected Park-100!
🦅 Shoot Bald / Golden Eagle (helper)-50
🦅 Shoot Hawk (helper)-30
🦅 Shoot Falcon / Osprey (helper)-30
🐕 Shoot Dog-30
🐕 Shoot a harmless animal (dog/cat/fox/rabbit/skunk/deer)-10 to -30

🛡️ Protected birds (Owl, Dove, Peacock, Parrot, Flamingo, Swan, Stork, Pelican, Crane, Heron) cost you NOTHING — bullets simply bounce off. Helpers bounce too but still cost points, since they fight on your side.

🧠 PRO STRATEGIES & TIPS

🎯 Beginner Tips

Start on BEGINNER difficulty to learn bird patterns and controls without pressure.
Focus on common birds first (ducks, pigeons, crows) before going for rare ones.
NEVER shoot Eagles or Hawks - they help you! Watch for the gold coins they drop!
Use the State Park zone to rest and let your special abilities recharge.

🏆 Advanced Strategies

Stand-Firm Combos: when an enemy leaps on you, press F/K to break free and hold the line with the Word — no strikes, nobody harmed.
Tornado Timing: Save tornado charges (G) for large flocks. One well-timed tornado can clear 10+ birds at once!
Lightning Chains: Press T when birds cluster together. Lightning can chain to nearby birds!
Vehicle Strategy: Shoot vehicle tires 3 times for +15 points OR jump over with W. Both work!
Ammo Management: When below 15 ammo, a bow/crossbow spawns. Crossbow does +50% damage!

🏛️ Boss Battle Tips

🦖 Pterodactyl

Fast and swoops low. Bullets STUN it, then the Word (Bibles / B) sends it FLEEING. +100 pts!

🔥 Phoenix

Catch it ALIVE in a net - big bird, never killed. +150 pts total!

⚡ Thunderbird

Calls lightning - stay moving! Netted ALIVE. +300 pts!

🐉 Dragon

Breathes fire - keep distance! Bullets STUN, the Word routs it. +500 pts - ULTIMATE BOSS!

🛒 SHOP & UPGRADES PREVIEW

Spend TurdCoins on powerful upgrades! Earn coins from gameplay or purchase packs.

⚡ UPGRADES

Rapid Fire (I/II/III) • Power Shot (I/II/III) • Turd Shield (I/II/III) • Ammo Packs • Coin Boost • Coin Magnet • Lucky Charm • Swift Boots • Spring Jump • Quick Reload • XP Boost • Second Wind

🔫 WEAPONS

Handguns • Magnums • Desert Eagle • Shotguns (.410, 20ga, 12ga) • Machine Guns • Minigun • Sniper Rifles • Barrett .50 Cal • Bazooka • RPG • Grenades • Molotovs

🚗 VEHICLES

Dirt Bike • ATV Quad • Hunting Truck • Military Jeep • Mini Tank • Attack Helicopter

🦅 BOSS BIRDS

Summon Pterodactyl • Summon Phoenix • Summon Thunderbird • Summon Dragon • Extra Helper Eagles

Listen to God's Word while you play! Free audio Bible included.

"He will yet fill your mouth with laughter and your lips with shouts of joy!"
— Job 8:21

🧼 HEALTH CLEANS YOU UP: First Aid (+35 HP) also washes 25% off your TURD METER — Health Pack takes off 35%, and a Full Heal wipes it completely. Healing is how you survive a turd storm, not just how you survive bullets.

🛡️ TURD SHIELD really works now: I / II / III cut turd damage by 15% / 30% / 50%, so you survive 13 → 15 → 17 → 25 turds before you are turded out.

💀 LAST STAND: at 85% the screen edges flash red and warn you. Once per game, the hit that would kill you leaves you standing instead — use it to get clear.

🎯 SNIPER KID — HE IS A CHILD. The little boy in the oversized camo jacket with the rifle is the one the commentator calls "that stubborn kid". YOUR CHOICE: give him Bibles until he kneels for +50, or RUN HIM DOWN for +100 and double coins and bury him in the pile. Nobody gets hurt. Both work; running him down pays double.

🆕 What's new in the game

🌉 BOARDWALKS — the water zones (lake, beach, swamp) are crossed on a solid boardwalk. No gaps to jump — keep your eyes on the water instead.

🐟 MONSTER FISH — a giant fish launches straight up out of the water beside the boardwalk, as high as mid-screen, and bites for 15 HP if you are standing over it when it breaches. It takes 4 shots to kill and pays +150 and 5 coins.

🏍️ ENEMY DIRTBIKE & 🛻 ARMED TRUCK — on roads (town, suburbs) a biker hunts you down; on the farm, desert and swamp an armed pickup does. Their drivers shoot while driving and they will run you over. Jump them or shoot them off — the bike takes 5 hits, the truck 6.

🚀 JETPACK SHOOTERS — in the desert and at the White House some enemies attack from the sky. They hold their distance, strafe, dive and fire in bursts.

🤸 SHAKE THEM OFF — if something grabs or lands on you, move left and right rapidly (or waggle the joystick on mobile) to shake free.

✅ LEVEL CLEARED — when you hit the bird quota the banner announces it. Then walk to the right edge to move into the next zone.

🛡️ TURD SHIELD — armour upgrades from the store cut turd damage by up to 50%, so you survive far more hits before you are turded out. First aid and health packs now also clean the turd meter, not just your health.

🎮 CONTROLS — on mobile the LEFT joystick moves, and pushing it up jumps / pulling it down crouches. Tap the right side of the screen to shoot. On desktop use arrows or WASD, and click to shoot.

🔄 PLAY AGAIN — restarts the zone you died in, keeping your coins and shop upgrades. You never have to replay zones you already cleared.

🧘 TAKING A BREAK — the break window can send you to the home page for the resources, and your game is saved and paused. A green bar on the home page brings you straight back to the same zone.


COMPLETE GUIDE - EVERYTHING IN THE GAME

The goal

Each zone gives you a bird quota. Shoot that many WOKE birds, then walk to the RIGHT edge to move on. The banner at the top always shows the current objective, and announces LEVEL CLEARED the moment you hit the quota. There are 13 zones ending at the White House.

Which birds to shoot

WOKE birds carry a yellow celebrity name - shoot them for points.
PROTECTED birds carry a cyan shield label - bullets BOUNCE OFF. You cannot kill them and you are not punished.
HELPER birds (eagles, hawks, falcons, ospreys) also bounce, but cost you points - they are on your side.
Some art is shared deliberately for the celebrity joke, so read the label, not the picture. In the NO HUNTING park, shoot nothing at all.

Controls

Desktop: arrows or WASD to move, mouse to aim, click to shoot, SPACE to jump, S to crouch, B to throw a Bible, C for a Word Burst, E to arrest a globalist villain, V to give the Word to a phone-tranced kid, Q or X to shake off turds, TAB for the quick shop, M music, N sound.
Mobile: the LEFT joystick moves - push it UP to jump, pull DOWN to crouch. TAP the right side of the screen to shoot at that spot. The reticle shows what you locked on to: red = acquired, blue X = protected (refused), grey = miss.
Shake off: if something grabs or lands on you, move left/right rapidly (or waggle the joystick) to break free.

Staying alive

The TURD METER is your real life bar - when it fills, you are done. Armour upgrades cut turd damage by up to 50%. First aid and health packs now also clean the turd meter, not just your health.
LAST STAND: at 85% the screen edges pulse red. Once per run, the hit that would kill you leaves you standing with 2.5 seconds of invulnerability - use it to get clear.

Enemies

Woke shooters, antifa, snipers - each zone has its own cast now, so the mix changes as you travel.
Sniper kid - a little boy with a rifle, not a soldier. Give him Bibles until he kneels, or run him down and bury him in the pile for double. Never shot.
Jetpack shooters - desert and White House only. They hold their distance, strafe, dive and fire bursts.
Enemy dirtbike and armed truck - roads and open country. The DRIVERS shoot while moving and will run you over. Jump them or shoot them off (bike 5 hits, truck 6).
Parachuters - drop from planes and walk at you.
THE DEMON - appears from level 3. It throws lies, and it now DIVES at you for heavy damage. Bullets only STUN it; the Word sends it FLEEING - throw a Bible (B) or proclaim a Scripture Rebuke (R) in the name of Jesus and it flees (James 4:7). It returns after a few seconds, so drive it off again and again - you rout it, you do not kill it. The HOLY BIBLE is free in the quick shop (TAB).

Hazards

Bridge gaps - the boardwalks in lake, beach and swamp have missing sections. Walk into one and you splash: damage plus a knock-back. JUMP them.
Monster fish - launches straight up out of a bridge gap to mid-screen height and bites for 15 HP. 4 shots to kill, worth +150 and 5 coins.
Lightning storms - warned in three stages before the bolt lands. Crouch in the shelters that appear when a storm starts. The first bolt of any storm cannot kill you.
Chemtrail planes - 3 shots to bring down.

Coins, the store and your hunters

Coins come from kills, pickups and jumping for them. Weapons, skins and upgrades are yours permanently and carry into every future game; items (grenades, molotovs, health packs, ammo) are used up as you play. There are 20 hunters, each with their own weapon, voice and lines - slower guns hit noticeably harder, so a sniper is not simply worse than a rifle. Tap any hunter card to see it enlarged.

If you die

PLAY AGAIN restarts the zone you died in - you keep your coins and upgrades and never replay zones you already cleared. The break reminder can send you to the home page for the resources, and your game is saved and paused; a green bar there brings you straight back to the same zone.

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