The Ultimate Redneck Bird Hunting Experience!
Nothing with a human face is ever shot in this game. Not the woke, not the invaders, not the agitators. We are not fighting flesh and blood — we are carrying a message to people who have not heard it yet. So your gun decides for itself what to send, based on what you are pointing at.
| What you aim at | What leaves the barrel | What happens |
|---|---|---|
| 🐦 Ordinary birds & 🐟 fish | Bullets — and they never run out | The classic arcade shot. Full points. |
| 🐦 Every woke bird | A net (fire OR jump into it) | It comes down caught, not killed. Full points. No bird is ever shot. |
| ⚡ Thunderbird & 🔥 Phoenix (big-prize birds) | A net | Caught alive for big points — never killed. |
| 🐉 Dragon & 🦖 Pterodactyl (monster-birds) | Bullets STUN — the Word routs | Evil beasts: your bullets stun them, and the Word (Bibles / B) sends them fleeing (James 4:7). |
| 👾 Rainbow aliens, 😈 demons, 🐟 monster fish | Real bullets | True monsters — not people, not ordinary birds. |
| 🐺 Dangerous animals running LOOSE (wolf, moose) | A net | Immobilised where it stands. Full points. Bullets will not stop a charging wolf — net it. |
| 🐻 🫎 🦌 🐅 🦍 An animal in a CAGE (bear, elk, deer, tiger, gorilla) | Shoot the CAGE | The bars burst and he runs free. +400 — do not net him, free him. |
| 🐉 Soros — THE BEAST | The Word | Cannot be killed or netted. Bullets only weaken him; a Bible drives him off. +500 |
| 🧍 Every person, on the ground or in the air | A volley of mini Bibles | They kneel to God. Full points. Nobody dies. |
| 🧟 Zombie invaders | Bibles | The Word wakes them — they are converted. |
| 😈 The demon | Bullets STUN; Bibles & the name of Jesus rout | Lead only stuns it — a Bible (B) or the Rebuke (R, in Jesus' name) sends it fleeing. It returns; drive it off again. |
| 🐟 The monster fish, 👾 rainbow aliens | Real bullets | Pure monsters — the only ones truly brought down with lead. |
“For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword.” — Hebrews 4:12
📱 PHONE-TRANCED KIDS (rescue them!)
Some people stand frozen, lost in their phones with a golden glow — they are innocent bystanders, NOT enemies. Do not shoot them. Walk right up and press V (keyboard) or tap the 📖 GIVE WORD button (phone) to hand them a Bible. They snap awake, thank you, and fight alongside you for a while. +200 points.
🚔 GLOBALIST VILLAINS (arrest them!): the big-money globalist bosses cannot be shot — you bring them to justice. Walk right up and press E (keyboard) or tap the 🚔 ARREST button (phone) to cuff them. No violence — just the law.
🙌 Converted vs contained: not everyone folds on the spot. Most woke enemies you reach are converted (they kneel), but some are only contained — stopped, holding the Book, thinking hard about it. “Many are called, but few are chosen” (Matthew 22:14). Both still score, and nobody is ever killed.
💥 Word Bursts (the old grenades): lob one and it bursts into Bibles and nets, choosing the right one for each target in the blast — Bibles rain on the crowd while a net drops over the bear beside them.
🚙 Trucks & the red tractor have a DRIVER — bullets bounce off the cab. Fire and a Bible or net stops it and reaches the driver, unharmed.
🛡️ Close-quarters DEFENCE (F/K): when a woke wannabe or agitator leaps on you, hold them off — you stand your ground and break their attack. Turning the other cheek is not lying down; you defend, and still nobody dies.
✈️ Planes & enemy helicopters: bring one down and it floats to a SAFE LANDING under a parachute — no crash, nobody hurt. Clip one mid-air and your run ends, but both of you parachute down safe.
🚙 Trucks, tractors & motorbikes: shoot the TIRES to stop them — the driver walks away unharmed.
🕊️ This is a non-violent game — no game character is ever killed. The only ones truly whacked are the demons, the dragon, the monster-birds, the rainbow aliens and the monster fish — because that is exactly what they are.
🦁 NOT PUSHOVERS — AND NOT VIOLENT EITHER
Turning the other cheek is not lying down. A Truth Defender stands, defends, and does not tolerate evil — "Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil" (Isaiah 5:20), "the righteous are bold as a lion" (Proverbs 28:1), and "God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind" (2 Timothy 1:7).
Protecting and providing for your family is a duty, not an option — "If any provide not for his own... he hath denied the faith" (1 Timothy 5:8), and Nehemiah told them plainly to "fight for your brethren, your sons, and your daughters, your wives, and your houses" (Nehemiah 4:14). There is "a time of war, and a time of peace" (Ecclesiastes 3:8). There are times a person must act.
But we are Truth Defenders, sent out to spread the Word — so we take the high road. "The weapons of our warfare are not carnal" (2 Corinthians 10:4). "Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good" (Romans 12:21). "Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord" (Romans 12:19). We contain, we convert, and we never harm a soul.
🏅 And being hated for it is an honour: "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you... for my sake" (Matthew 5:11); the apostles left "rejoicing that they were counted worthy to suffer shame for his name" (Acts 5:41).
⚖️ Not everyone will accept it — "many are called, but few are chosen" (Matthew 22:14) and "narrow is the way... and few there be that find it" (Matthew 7:14). We offer it to every last one anyway, because nobody is too far gone: "whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved" (Romans 10:13), "him that cometh to me I will in no wise cast out" (John 6:37), and "though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow" (Isaiah 1:18). Wherever you have been and whatever you have done — the door is still open.
Goal: Clear each zone's woke-bird quota, dodge turds, collect Bibles for protection, and survive. Every woke bird gets a net, every woke person gets the Word of God — never a bullet. Only monsters (dragons, aliens, demons, the fish) take real bullets.
Click or SPACE. Your gun picks bullets, a net or Bibles for you.
Jump on animals for height
Health + protection aura!
Chain combos for bonus!
Each zone has a woke-bird quota. The banner shows 🎯 WOKE BIRDS x/N. Clear the quota, then walk RIGHT to reach the next zone. The left edge walls you in.
Every Truth Defender comes with their own weapon — and every one of them says the same thing: “We're gonna whack the woke with the Word of God!”
| Truth Defender | Weapon |
|---|---|
| Buck | Scoped Assault Rifle |
| Daisy | Single-Action Revolver |
| Clyde | Twin .45 Pistols |
| Bubba | Scoped Hunting Rifle |
| Gunner | Mounted .50 Cal Machine Gun |
| Jolene | Scoped Sniper Rifle |
| Sierra | 9mm Pistol |
| Tammy | Lever-Action Rifle |
| Reeves | Police Tactical Rifle |
| Mary | 9mm Pistol |
| Wei | Pump-Action Shotgun |
| Lian | Lever-Action Rifle |
| Rani | Scoped Rifle |
| Arjun | Bolt-Action Rifle |
Move
Jump
Crouch
Fire where you click — a net, Bibles or bullets, chosen for your target
📖 Throw the WORD — a Bible that converts people and routs demons/dragons
💣 WORD BURST at your crosshair — a shower of Bibles & nets (if you're carrying any)
🚔 ARREST — walk up to a globalist villain and cuff him
📖 GIVE WORD — wake a phone-tranced kid; they join you
✝️ CALL ON JESUS — the angel strike. In the finale this becomes JAMES 4:7.
📖✈️ SCRIPTURE BOMBER — only while Satan is on the field
✝️💥 Demon Buster
🙏 Scripture Rebuke — demons flee in Jesus' name (free)
🔱 Harpoon — when a monster fish is breaching
⚡ Your hunter's three special abilities
🛒 Quick shop
🕺 Shake off turds when the meter is filling
👊 Stand your ground — break the attack of a woke enemy that's on top of you
Toggle Music
Toggle Voice/Sound
Pause
Floating joystick moves. Push UP to JUMP, pull DOWN to CROUCH.
TAP the right side of the screen to fire toward that spot (net / Bibles / bullets, auto-chosen).
Throw the WORD at demons & dragons.
Appears when you carry any — TAP to shower Bibles & nets on your target.
Walk up to a globalist villain and tap to cuff him.
Wake a phone-tranced kid so they fight for you.
Tap fast to shake off a filling turd meter.
Three ability buttons — your hunter's specials.
Buy weapons, items & upgrades mid-run.
Always on screen, always free. Angel strike. In the finale it becomes ✝️ JAMES 4:7.
Appears only while Satan is on the field.
Appears when a demon is near — free, they flee in Jesus' name.
Appears when a monster fish is breaching.
Every hunter has THREE unique combat abilities. They're shown on the hunter's card on the character-select screen, and as three buttons at the bottom-left of the screen during play.
Press 1, 2 or 3 to fire that hunter's ability.
TAP the three glowing ability buttons at the bottom-left. Each shows its name and a cooldown bar.
Each ability has a cooldown (the dark bar fills back up before you can use it again). Abilities include things like Rapid Fire, Power Shot, Shield/Invincibility, Heal, Smart Bomb (clears the woke birds on screen), Slow-Mo, Double Points and Airstrike — the exact three depend on which hunter you picked. Buck heals, Gunner calls airstrikes, Sierra slows time, Clyde drops smart bombs… every hunter plays differently.
Bring the WOKE birds down for points! Every woke bird is netted — caught, not killed — whether you fire at it or jump into it. Only monster-birds (dragons etc.) take bullets. Each species has a different value and speed.
Every bird shows a label so you never have to guess:
| Bird | Points | Speed | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pigeon | +10 | Slow | Gray city bird, common target |
| Sparrow | +15 | Fast | Small brown bird, quick flyer |
| Magpie (Crow / Raven) | +10 | Medium | Black, white & teal — crows/ravens are drawn as magpies and are shootable woke birds (+10) |
| Seagull | +30 | Medium | White beach bird, loud squawk |
| Goose | +50 | Slow | Big, honking, drops lots of turds! |
| Hawk | +75 | Very Fast | Brown raptor, swoops quickly |
| Eagle | +100 | Fast | Majestic! White head, brown body |
These birds are protected by law, and the game enforces it: you literally cannot shoot them. Bullets bounce off harmlessly — no kill, no penalty, no points lost. On mobile you can't even target one: the crosshair turns blue and shows PROTECTED.
| Peacock | Bullet bounces off | Ornamental — too pretty to shoot |
| Parrot / Toucan | Bullet bounces off | Exotic pet |
| Flamingo / Swan / Stork / Heron / Crane / Pelican | Bullet bounces off | Protected species |
| Owl | Bullet bounces off | Fully protected — there is NO shootable owl |
| Dove | Bullet bounces off | Protected species |
| Dodo | Bullet bounces off | Extinct! Super rare Easter egg |
Helpers are your allies and the game shields them just like protected birds: bullets bounce off harmlessly and they never fall. You do still lose points for shooting one — they're fighting on your side, so don't waste ammo on them. Eagles, Hawks, Falcons and Ospreys hunt woke birds for you and drop gold coins — leave them alone. (The Owl is NOT a helper anymore — it's fully protected.)
Bibles appear throughout the game - collect them for powerful benefits!
| Appearance: | Glowing book on the ground with golden light |
| Health Restore: | +25 HP |
| Points: | +50 pts |
| Protection Aura: | Creates holy shield that REPELS THE DEMON! |
| Scripture: | Displays inspiring verse about strength, light, and truth |
⚠️ Don't jump into aircraft! Planes and helicopters fly high — on the ground they pass over you, but if you JUMP up into one, it smashes you in mid-air and kills you instantly. Time your jumps.
⚡ Thunderbird & 🔥 Phoenix are big-prize monster-birds — netted alive like the woke birds, for a big score.
🐉 Dragon & 🦖 Pterodactyl are true beasts: they swoop-dive at you (their body/tail hurts), and the dragon breathes fire on the way down. Your bullets STUN them (Dragon ~50 shots, Pterodactyl ~20), but the sure way to clear them is the WORD — throw Bibles (B) and they FLEE (James 4:7, “Resist the devil and he will flee”). Use Power Shot / Rapid Fire to stun, and dodge the dive when you see the "DIVING — MOVE!" warning.
🐟 Monster fish are deadly. In any water scene (lake, beach, swamp) they can breach out of the water anytime — and at the wider bridge gaps they leap up through the hole as you jump across. If a fish reaches you it EATS you (game over — you end up in its jaws). Shoot it 3 times to kill it before it gets to you, and time your bridge jumps so you clear the gap without landing in its mouth.
✅ Jump in bucket for FULL PROTECTION
✅ Scoops poop (+5 each)
✅ Can still shoot while riding!
⚠️ AVOID - damages you!
🎯 Takes ~20 shots to the tires to stop it!
😈 DEMON hovers above!
😠 Angry driver yells
| Location: | Hovers above red tractor driver |
| When Shot: | +100 pts! Screeches & flees |
| Returns: | 30 seconds later (never dies permanently!) |
| Weakness: | 📖 Bible Aura repels it! 👼 Angel smites it! |
| Call: | Press A when demon present |
| Cost: | -200 points |
| Effect: | Angel descends, smites demon with holy light! |
| Bonus: | +100 demon hit (net: -100) |
| Duration: | Demon flees for 45 seconds (vs 30 normally) |
| Cooldown: | 60 seconds before next summon |
Every landscape has wildlife. Dangerous animals charge or pounce and hurt you — net them (your gun switches to the net automatically — bullets will not stop them), or mash F / K to tackle them back, for points. Harmless animals are NOT targets — firing on one costs you points.
| Animal | Type | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 👽 Rainbow Alien | MONSTER — real bullets (not netted) | +35 |
| 🐻 Bear | CAGED — shoot the cage | +400 freed |
| 🫎 Bull Elk | CAGED — shoot the cage | +400 freed |
| 🐅 Tiger | CAGED — shoot the cage | +400 freed |
| 🦍 Woke Gorilla | CAGED — shoot the cage | +400 freed |
| 🐺 Wolf | DANGEROUS — charges | +15 |
| 🦌 Deer | CAGED — shoot the cage | +400 freed |
| 🐕 Dog | Harmless | −30 if shot |
| 🐈 Cat | Harmless | −25 if shot |
| 🦊 Fox | Harmless | −15 if shot |
| 🐰 Rabbit | Harmless | −15 if shot |
| 🦨 Skunk | Harmless | −10 if shot |
The woke mob does not love animals. They cage them, paint them in rainbow colours, starve them into a rage and turn them loose at you. A caged creature is not your enemy — he is their prisoner.
| What you see | What to do | Reward |
|---|---|---|
| 🐻 🫎 🦌 🐅 🦍 an animal inside a cage | SHOOT THE CAGE. Any shot will do — bullet, net or Bible. The bars burst apart and he runs free. | +400 — far more than netting him |
| 🧔 the Cage Guard standing over him | The woke enforcer who locked the cage. Hit him with the Bible — he drops to his knees and finds God. | +200 |
Which animals are caged: Bear, Bull Elk, Deer, Tiger and the Woke Gorilla. Only ONE caged animal appears per scene, so a rescue is always a moment, never a crowd. Wolves, foxes, dogs, cats, rabbits, skunks and the Rainbow Alien are never caged.
Pick your mode on the home screen before you start. All four use the same scenes, the same 20 hunters and the same difficulty tiers — they change what the journey means.
| Mode | What it is |
|---|---|
| 🦅 TAKE BACK AMERICA | The original journey. Start on the family farm, clear each zone's quota, head right, and finish at the White House with Trump, the Beast and Satan's last stand. Difficulty climbs as you go. |
| 🔄 WHITE HOUSE DOWN | The capital has already fallen. You begin AT the White House, against the hardest cast in the game, and fight your way back out to the countryside — getting the Truth home before it is lost. The difficulty curve runs backwards: the opening is the hardest thing you will face, and it eases as you push on. A very different feeling, and the natural next step once you have cleared the Campaign. |
| ☠️ SURVIVAL | One location, endless escalating waves, no finish line. Your score is how long you hold the line — a clock runs at the top of the screen. Every wave demands more, and every 45 seconds the difficulty steps up on its own to the +3 ceiling. “Having done all, to STAND.” (Ephesians 6:13) |
| 🎄 SAVE CHRISTMAS | The woke are coming to tear down the nativity — the one already glowing in the Christmas scene. You do not march anywhere. You stand between them and the manger and hold it until dawn (five minutes). Enemies ignore you and go straight for it; the glow dims and reddens as it takes damage. Dying does not end this mode — only the manger coming down does. “The light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.” (John 1:5) |
A demon riding a rainbow fighter. He is the only enemy in the game that needs all three of your answers, in order.
| Stage | What works |
|---|---|
| 1. Full strength | Bullets AND Bibles both bite — the Word hits nearly three times harder. He strafes you with lies while you work. |
| 2. Worn down (35%) | He armours up and starts smoking. Nothing in your hands gets through any more — and the game tells you so on every shot rather than letting it look like a dud. |
| 3. ✝️ CALL ON JESUS | The angel tears him out of the cockpit and the empty jet spirals down. +1500 |
Calling the angel early is not wasted — it still wounds him badly. It just cannot finish him until he is worn down.
There are THREE kinds of bird in the sky and only ONE of them is yours.
| What you see | What it is | What happens |
|---|---|---|
| 👤 A bird wearing a HUMAN FACE Soros Vulture · Obama Goose · Biden Duck · Schiff Chicken · Gates Pterodactyl · Zuckerberg Raven · Bezos Buzzard · Taylor Swift Turkey · DeNiro Turkey |
GLOBALIST WOKE BIRD your target |
NET IT. Full points and coins every time. These are the only birds that count toward your quota — and the only ones that attack you. |
| 🕊️ A plain bird with NO face pigeon · crow · magpie · seagull · dove · pheasant · quail · mallard · Canada goose |
DECOY — INNOCENT | Cannot be netted. Your crosshair refuses it, and firing anyway costs you 25 points. It is never harmed — it flashes and flies on. It drops nothing, ever. |
| 🛡️ A bird with a BLUE SHIELD tag eagles · hawks · falcons · ospreys · owls |
YOUR ALLY | They hunt woke birds for you. Bullets bounce off, but hitting one costs you up to 60 points. And a bird your ally catches pays you half points and no coins. |
This is not a skin list. Each hunter has different stats (speed, health, fire rate, damage, coin luck), three unique abilities, and a signature trait that no other hunter has. No two hunters share the same three abilities.
| Hunter | Archetype | Three Abilities | Signature |
|---|---|---|---|
| BUCK | All-Rounder | Buck Barrage · Trophy Shot · Field Medic | Balanced — no weakness, and his abilities recharge 15% faster than anyone\ |
| DAISY | Lucky Charm | Wildflower Fury · Lucky Charm · Coin Magnet | Fortune favours her — 50% more coins, and pickups drop far more often. |
| CLYDE | Berserker | Redneck Rampage · Moonshine Rush · Iron Hide | The lower his health, the FASTER he fires. Cornered is where he is best. |
| BUBBA | Tank | Boomstick Blast · Bear Hug · Last Stand | A wall — soaks huge damage and slowly regenerates. Moves slow. |
| GUNNER | Heavy Gunner | Iron Dome · Danger Close · Overwatch | Airstrikes and explosives hit 40% harder, and his airstrike cools down faster. |
| JOLENE | Markswoman | Eagle-Eye · Guardian Angel · Revival | Every 4th shot is a guaranteed critical — reward a deliberate cadence. |
| SIERRA | Sniper | Headshot · Recon | The FURTHER the target, the more damage she does. Up to double at range. |
| TAMMY | Survivor | Momma Bear · Second Wind · Payback | Endurance — a big pool that regenerates. Outlast them. |
| REEVES | The Lawman | Backup · Round Up | Justice pays — bonus points and coins on every arrest and takedown. |
| MARY | Field Medic | Prairie Storm · Healing Light · Supply Run | Healing pickups are worth double, and she revives with more health. |
| WEI | Bruiser | Dragon Fist · Combat Focus · Iron Body | Melee and tackles do triple damage — he breaks a charge with his hands. |
| RANI | Guardian | Tiger Strike · Spirit Shield · Blessing | Extra health, slow regen, and turd damage is cut by a third. |
| LIAN | Bullet Hose | Rapid Fire · Double Down · Net Volley | The fastest cadence in the game, and she never suffers a fire-rate penalty. |
| ARJUN | Warrior | Shield Wall · Standfast | Takes 20% less damage from every source. Immovable. |
| DIEGO | Charger | Vaquero Volley · Bull Charge · Fiesta | Fastest on foot, and his charge cannot be interrupted. |
| ARASH | Precision | Persian Precision · Cyrus Strike · Sanctuary | Slow-mo lasts 50% longer for him, and his shots pierce. |
| AZADEH | Falconer | Falcon Barrage · Royal Recovery · Oil Money | Her falcons hunt on their own — permanently, without a cooldown. |
| OMAR | Stormbringer | Desert Storm · Oasis · Mirage | Area powers cover a wider radius, and sandstorms never blind him. |
| ARI | Lion of Judah | Lion of Judah · Aegis · Word Storm | The Word is stronger in his hands — Bibles convert instantly, no resistance. |
| RAVI | Eagle-Eye | Eagle-Eye Volley · Windfall · Focus Fire | Extra damage AND extra coins — and he spots hidden snipers automatically. |
Signature traits are real, not flavour text. Clyde genuinely fires faster the closer he is to death. Sierra genuinely does up to double damage at long range. Jolene's every-4th-shot really does critical. Arjun really does take 20% less from every source. Ravi really does spot hidden snipers for you.
| Tier | What changes |
|---|---|
| 🟢 Beginner | 200 HP, slow enemies, few birds, 10 per zone, hints on. Antifa never appears. |
| 🟡 Intermediate | 100 HP, standard everything, 20 birds per zone. |
| 🔴 Advanced | 60 HP, fast & heavy-hitting, 40 birds per zone, all bosses at the White House. |
| 🔴 MASTER — earned | Unlocks only when you clear the game on Advanced. 40 HP, no hints, everything at once, 55 birds per zone, triple-health bosses and a genuinely tight Bible/net satchel. |
+ (or tap the 🔥 HARDER button,
top-left). It stacks up to +3 on ANY tier, so Advanced +3 and even
Master +3 are reachable. Each step means more enemies on screen, faster spawns, tougher
bosses — and +25% score per step. It never steps back down on its own.Every demon in the game shoots fiery arrows with the word “lie” burning along the shaft. That is not decoration — it is Ephesians 6:16, and the commentator reads the verse out as they fly.
| Rule | What it means |
|---|---|
| A lie can NEVER kill you | Arrows do half damage and are hard-floored at 1 HP. An accusation can wear you down, discourage you, slow you up — it has no authority to end you. Nothing in this game dies from something somebody said about them. |
| You can shoot them down | Hit an arrow in flight and it is quenched before it lands. +25 |
| 📖 Grab a Bible | A Bible drops whenever demons are throwing arrows. Walk over it to raise the SHIELD OF FAITH for 15 seconds — every arrow is quenched on contact and never touches you. A warm glow around your hunter shows it is up. |
| ✝️ Call on Jesus | The angel strike quenches every arrow in the air at the same time as it clears the demons. |
Why the arrows are all he has: the commentator says it plainly — a lie is the enemy's entire arsenal. Jesus called him “a liar, and the father of it” (John 8:44), and his kingdom is divided against itself, which cannot stand (Matthew 12:25). At the name of Jesus every knee bows (Philippians 2:10); resist him and he will flee (James 4:7); even the demons are subject through His name (Luke 10:17).
There is one button on this screen that is free, always available and never runs out: ✝️ CALL ON JESUS (desktop key J). Nobody has to buy the name of Jesus.
At the White House, after the woke mob rushes the gates and the Secret Service fumbles for their guns, Satan arrives — “that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan” (Revelation 12:9).
| Stage | What happens | Scripture |
|---|---|---|
| 1. Your gun fails | Bullets do 1 damage against 900. You are meant to feel it not working. | Ephesians 6:12 |
| 2. Call on Jesus | The angel takes a third of his health every strike. The 📖✈️ SCRIPTURE BOMBER (key V) carpet-drops the Word on him. | Jeremiah 23:29 |
| 3. JAMES 4:7 | At 20% the same button turns red and reads ✝️ JAMES 4:7 — RESIST THE DEVIL, with the full verse hovering above it. Press it and the Hand of God — a colossal fist with lightning running the forearm — PUNCHES Satan and smacks him into the ground. He drags himself up and FLEES in the globalists' helicopter. +5000 | James 4:7 |
The great serpent of Revelation, and the one enemy in this game that cannot be killed and cannot be caught.
Look closely at him: the woke sniper is a little boy. Camo jacket three sizes too big, boots he has not grown into, a bald little head, and a scoped rifle he has no business holding. He shows up on the bridge / water zones and in the forest and western town. He is the character the commentator calls “that stubborn kid”. So you reach him, you never harm him:
🧒 Why he is a child, and why that matters
He is the hardest character in the game to look at honestly, and that is deliberate. Everything about him reads threat — the camo, the scope, the fact that he is genuinely shooting at you and genuinely taking your health. Every instinct a shooter game has ever trained into you says put him down. And then you get close enough to see his face, and he is about nine years old.
He did not arm himself. A child does not find a scoped rifle, form a politics, and go hunting. Somebody dressed him, somebody handed him that weapon, somebody told him who the enemy was — and that somebody is not standing in front of you. He is repeating a lesson he was taught before he was old enough to weigh it. He is not the author of what he believes; he is the first casualty of it.
That is why the game physically will not let you shoot him. Not as a difficulty setting, not as a points penalty — the trigger simply resolves to the Word instead. “Whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened round his neck.” (Matthew 18:6) The millstone is not for the boy.
He is stubborn, and that is the honest part. One Bible will usually not do it. He shrugs the first off, sometimes the second, and keeps firing — because that is what indoctrination is: not a bad argument you can correct in one sentence, but a whole story somebody has been living inside. You keep giving him the Word until it lands, or you drive the pile over him and bury him in it. He gets up grinning, every single time. Nobody has to be destroyed for him to change his mind.
Reach him and he kneels, the rifle goes down, and he is out of the fight for good — not dead, saved. That is the whole game in one character: the person shooting at you is the objective, not the obstacle.
| 📖 Give him the Word (fire — Bibles go out): | +50 pts — he drops to his knees |
| 🏈 Run him down (drive/ride into him): | +100 pts & double coins — buried in the Bible pile, unhurt! |
Both work — but running him down is the better move (more points and coins). He is stubborn: expect to give him a volley before he kneels.
He is not a charger like the woke shooters — he is a marksman, and he plays completely differently:
Armed woke militants advance and open fire. They shoot back — their bullets DAMAGE your hunter. Take them out fast or dodge their fire. They can appear from level 3 on.
Advances and fires
Charge in shooting
Tough — drop him early
Two demonic melee woke enemies. They froth at the mouth, jump-lunge and stab, and can even block bullets with the knife — hard to kill. Keep firing, or when they leap onto you, press F/K to Stand Firm and break free (no strikes — you hold the line with the Word). The narrator names their dark power — but declares God is far greater, with scripture.
Rival Truth Defenders compete for the quota. Bounce on them for +20 pts + height!
+25 HP, +50 pts
Demon protection aura!
Blocks turds (Q)
x1.5 damage (E)
+100, unlock +250
Heals like a first-aid kit — +40 HP and cleanses your turd meter — AND grants ✝️ HOLY STRENGTH for 15s: your shots hit the Demon and the Woke Wannabe/Agitator 3× harder, and their demonic bullet-blocking fails at the name of Jesus. It appears more often when you're weak or when evil is on screen. “Greater is He that is in you.”
Bursts into a shower of Bibles and nets, picking the right one for each target in the blast — people kneel, birds and animals are netted, and only the MONSTERS (demons, fish) actually go down. Buy a pack of 5 in the shop, or grab 💣 drops in the scenes. Carry up to 5, thrown one at a time. Aim and press C (or tap the 💣 button) — it arcs to your crosshair and bursts.
Whack-A-Woke talks to you. Turn your sound on (press N to toggle voice) and you'll hear:
Each hunter speaks in their own voice — combat lines and a unique closing rally at every LEVEL CLEARED: whack the woke, secure the border, defend the traditional family, and protect America, God's ordained morals and the family — backed by real scripture.
A narrator preaches short, scripture-backed truth all game long: God's design, grace for all, the woke need Jesus, protect the family — truth spoken in love, never in hate.
Everyone is loved and can be set free — all they have to do is reach out to Jesus. Our job right now is to provide for and protect the family.
The zones no longer throw everything at you at once. Each one now has an identity: its own birds, its own animals, its own signature boss (a Thunderbird, Pterodactyl, Phoenix or Dragon — one per zone), and its own on-foot agitators — with the rest dialed back, so the game feels like a journey, not noise. A boxed “what’s ahead” tip greets you at each zone. Woke birds are always the core; below is what ELSE each zone brings.
Gentle opener — animals & friendly vehicles
Ground animals + tractors. No aerial swarms.
Wildlife + a hidden sniper. Watch the treeline.
Water & sky only — diving birds, breaching fish, planes. Nowhere to stand.
PROTECTED — only wildlife, no valid targets. Pure restraint.
Pterodactyls + long sightlines. Everything flies.
Wildlife — visibility is the real challenge.
Diving seagulls + sky traffic + breaching fish.
Woke shooters, antifa & vehicles. City threats begin.
Shooters, snipers, vehicles & sky traffic.
Peaceful — wildlife only.
A caged tiger & skunks + breaching monster fish.
BOSS GAUNTLET — every threat at once. The finale.
Woke birds drop turds. Every turd that hits you fills the Turd-O-Meter. If it fills all the way up, it's game over — the meter IS your life bar.
The woke mob paints animals, locks them in cages and points them at you. They are prisoners, not predators.
Demons throw LIES at you as flaming arrows, and they come in fast. You are not meant to just stand there and take it:
“Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.” — Ephesians 6:16
Birds carrying a cyan 🛡️ shield label are on your side: eagles, hawks, falcons, ospreys, owls and now pelicans, swans, cranes and storks.
The whole rule in one line: net the birds wearing a human face (the woke globalists), leave the plain birds alone, and protect the ones with a shield.
Storms are telegraphed so you can react: first a harmless sky flicker (a storm is building), then a yellow ring on the ground marking exactly where the bolt will land, and only THEN the strike. You get about one second in that window — and you have three ways out of it:
The first bolt of each storm can never kill you (you get a loud warning instead), so use it to learn the pattern. The commentator calls the storm as it arrives and reminds you of all three answers.
Net woke globalist birds to earn coins. There's a daily coin payout cap, but your SCORE always keeps counting even after you hit the cap — keep playing. Coins persist between games, so spend them in the shop on upgrades and weapons.
Pigeon +10 | Sparrow +15 | Magpie +10
Seagull +30 | Goose +50 | Hawk +75 | Eagle +100
Protected (bullets bounce off — no penalty): Owl | Dove | Peacock | Parrot | Flamingo | Swan | Stork | Pelican | Crane | Heron
Helpers (bullets bounce off — but shooting them costs you points): Eagle | Hawk | Falcon | Osprey
Caged animals — SHOOT THE CAGE, +400 each: Bear | Bull Elk | Deer | Tiger | Woke Gorilla. Loose animals — NET them or tackle F/K: Wolf +15. (👽 Rainbow Alien +35 is a MONSTER — real bullets.)
Harmless (don't shoot — penalty): Deer, Dog, Cat, Fox, Rabbit, Skunk
Sniper KID (a child with a rifle): Bibles +50 | run him down +100 (double coins)
Woke shooters: reach them with the Word (Bibles) before their bullets hit you — they kneel
Bible Pickup: +50 pts, +25 HP
Angel Summon: -200 | Smite: +100
Correct: +100 | Streak: +25 each
Perfect Round: +500!
Good Deed: +75 | Testimony: +100
First Post: +200 | 7-Day Streak: +500!
Use the power of faith against the demon!
Pay attention to the scriptures that appear during gameplay!
| When: | Quiz appears at the end of each round |
| Questions: | Up to 3 questions about scriptures you saw |
| Correct Answer: | +100 points |
| Streak Bonus: | +25 per consecutive correct |
| Perfect Round: | +500 BONUS! |
Share good deeds, testimonies, and encouragement to earn points!
+75 pts
Share something kind you did
+100 pts
Share how God worked in your life
+50 pts
Ask community to pray with you
+50 pts
Share scripture that encouraged you
| First Post Bonus: | +200 pts |
| Daily Share Bonus: | +50 pts |
| 7-Day Streak: | +500 pts! |
| Like Someone's Post: | +5 pts |
🧼 HEALTH CLEANS YOU UP: First Aid (+35 HP) also washes 25% off your TURD METER — Health Pack takes off 35%, and a Full Heal wipes it completely. Healing is how you survive a turd storm, not just how you survive bullets.
🛡️ TURD SHIELD really works now: I / II / III cut turd damage by 15% / 30% / 50%, so you survive 13 → 15 → 17 → 25 turds before you are turded out.
💀 LAST STAND: at 85% the screen edges flash red and warn you. Once per game, the hit that would kill you leaves you standing instead — use it to get clear.
🎯 SNIPER KID — HE IS A CHILD. Look at him: a small boy in a camo jacket three sizes too big, holding a rifle somebody else put in his hands. He is the one the commentator calls "that stubborn kid". YOUR CHOICE: reach him with the Word (Bibles) for +50 and he kneels, or RUN HIM DOWN for +100 and double coins and bury him in the Bible pile — unhurt either way. Never shot. Do NOT confuse him with the 📱 golden-glow phone kid, who is innocent and only wakes to GIVE WORD (+200).
🌉 BOARDWALKS — the water zones (lake, beach, swamp) are crossed on a solid boardwalk. No gaps to jump — keep your eyes on the water instead.
🐟 MONSTER FISH — a giant fish launches straight up out of the water beside the boardwalk, as high as mid-screen, and bites for 15 HP if you are standing over it when it breaches. It takes 4 shots to kill and pays +150 and 5 coins.
🏍️ ENEMY DIRTBIKE & 🛻 ARMED TRUCK — on roads (town, suburbs) a biker hunts you down; on the farm, desert and swamp an armed pickup does. Their drivers shoot while driving and they will run you over. Jump them or shoot them off — the bike takes 5 hits, the truck 6.
🚀 JETPACK SHOOTERS — in the desert and at the White House some enemies attack from the sky. They hold their distance, strafe, dive and fire in bursts.
🤸 SHAKE THEM OFF — if something grabs or lands on you, move left and right rapidly (or waggle the joystick on mobile) to shake free.
✅ LEVEL CLEARED — when you hit the bird quota the banner announces it. Then walk to the right edge to move into the next zone.
🛡️ TURD SHIELD — armour upgrades from the store cut turd damage by up to 50%, so you survive far more hits before you are turded out. First aid and health packs now also clean the turd meter, not just your health.
🎮 CONTROLS — on mobile the LEFT joystick moves, and pushing it up jumps / pulling it down crouches. Tap the right side of the screen to shoot. On desktop use arrows or WASD, and click to shoot.
🔄 PLAY AGAIN — restarts the zone you died in, keeping your coins and shop upgrades. You never have to replay zones you already cleared.
🧘 TAKING A BREAK — the break window can send you to the home page for the resources, and your game is saved and paused. A green bar on the home page brings you straight back to the same zone.
Each zone gives you a bird quota. Shoot that many WOKE birds, then walk to the RIGHT edge to move on. The banner at the top always shows the current objective, and announces LEVEL CLEARED the moment you hit the quota. There are 13 zones ending at the White House.
America has been overrun by woke culture. You are a hunter armed with the Word of God — you never kill anyone, you win them over. Net the woke birds, hand Bibles to the lost, and push RIGHT through all 13 zones to defend the White House. In every zone: clear the quota, then walk to the right edge to advance — you can't go back.
💡 Stuck any time? Tap the ❓ button in-game — it pauses the game so you can read what to do, and un-pauses when you close it.
WOKE birds are all NETTED, not shot — caught alive for full points. The Thunderbird and Phoenix are big-prize birds, also netted alive. The Dragon and Pterodactyl are monster-birds: bullets stun them and the Word (B) sends them fleeing. Only the rainbow aliens, demons and monster fish take real bullets.
PROTECTED birds carry a cyan shield label - bullets BOUNCE OFF. You cannot kill them and you are not punished.
HELPER birds (eagles, hawks, falcons, ospreys) also bounce, but cost you points - they are on your side.
Some art is shared deliberately for the celebrity joke, so read the label, not the picture. In the
NO HUNTING park, shoot nothing at all.
Desktop: arrows or WASD to move, mouse to aim, click to fire (net / Bibles / bullets, auto-chosen),
SPACE or UP to jump, DOWN/S to crouch, B to throw the Word (Bible), C for a Word Burst,
E to arrest a globalist villain, V to give the Word to a phone-tranced kid,
Q/X to shake off turds, TAB for the quick shop, M music, N sound.
Mobile: the LEFT joystick moves - push it UP to jump, pull DOWN to crouch. TAP the right side of the
screen to shoot at that spot. The reticle shows what you locked on to: red = acquired, blue X = protected (refused),
grey = miss.
Shake off: if something grabs or lands on you, move left/right rapidly (or waggle the joystick) to break free.
The TURD METER is your real life bar - when it fills, you are done. Armour upgrades cut turd damage by
up to 50%. First aid and health packs now also clean the turd meter, not just your health.
LAST STAND: at 85% the screen edges pulse red. Once per run, the hit that would kill you leaves you
standing with 2.5 seconds of invulnerability - use it to get clear.
Woke shooters, antifa, snipers - each zone has its own cast now, so the mix changes as you travel.
Sniper - reach him with the Word (Bibles) so he kneels, or run him down and TACKLE him for double.
Jetpack shooters - desert and White House only. They hold their distance, strafe, dive and fire bursts.
Enemy dirtbike and armed truck - roads and open country. The DRIVERS shoot while moving and will run
you over. Jump them or shoot them off (bike 5 hits, truck 6).
Parachuters - drop from planes and walk at you.
THE DEMON - appears from level 3. It throws lies, and it now DIVES at you for heavy damage.
Bullets only STUN it, and it comes back 5 seconds later - you drive it off, you do not remove it.
The real answer is the WORD: the HOLY BIBLE is free in the quick shop (TAB) - press B to throw it - and the Scripture Rebuke (R) proclaims the name of Jesus and every demon FLEES (James 4:7, Luke 10:17).
Bridge gaps - the boardwalks in lake, beach and swamp have missing sections. Walk into one and you
splash: damage plus a knock-back. JUMP them.
Monster fish - launches straight up out of a bridge gap to mid-screen height and bites for 15 HP.
4 shots to kill, worth +150 and 5 coins.
Lightning storms - warned in three stages before the bolt lands. Move off the ring, crouch in the shelters that appear, or SHOOT THE MARK to break the strike
when a storm starts. The first bolt of any storm cannot kill you.
Chemtrail planes - 3 shots to bring down.
Coins come from netting birds, converting the woke, pickups and jumping for them. Weapons, skins and upgrades are yours permanently and carry into every future game; items (grenades, molotovs, health packs, ammo) are used up as you play. There are 20 hunters, each with their own weapon, voice and lines - slower guns hit noticeably harder, so a sniper is not simply worse than a rifle. Tap any hunter card to see it enlarged.
PLAY AGAIN restarts the zone you died in - you keep your coins and upgrades and never replay zones you already cleared. The break reminder can send you to the home page for the resources, and your game is saved and paused; a green bar there brings you straight back to the same zone.
News - conservative headlines from 30 sources, refreshed continuously, with a searchable archive you
can page back through.
Churches - Spirit-filled, Bible-based congregations near you (found by your location), with Google
ratings, real reviews, service times and one-tap directions. You can also search worldwide. No sign-in needed.
Accounts - signing up needs a captcha and a texted code, which keeps bots and spam off the leaderboard.
| Power type | What it does |
|---|---|
| ⚡ Rapid Fire | Fire rate spikes for 8s — hose them down |
| 💪 Power Shot | Triple damage for 8s — drops tough enemies fast |
| 🛡️ Shield | Invincible bubble for ~6s |
| ❤️ Heal | +50 HP and wipes your turd meter clean |
| 💥 Bomb / Battering Ram | Clears the woke birds on screen + a spiked ram to smash vehicles |
| 🕐 Slow-Mo | Everything slows for 6s — line up your shots |
| ⭐ Double Points | 2× score for 10s |
| 🐂 Bull Charge | Speed burst + battering ram (Diego) |
| ✈️ Airstrike / ☢️ Nuke | Calls in a strike (Gunner / Reeves) |