🎮 How It All Started
It started with a simple observation that every parent knows too well: kids today are glued to their screens. A father watched as his own teenagers, along with kids everywhere, spent hours scrolling, gaming, and living in their digital worlds. This wasn't just happening in his home—it was happening everywhere, all over the world.
The easy path would have been to fight it. To lecture. To restrict. To confiscate devices and create conflict. But here's the thing about teenagers—the more you push, the more they pull away. The more you fight, the wider the gap becomes.
So this dad asked himself a different question: "What if, instead of fighting what they love, I could reach them through it?"
"If you can't beat 'em... meet them where they are."
💡 The Vision
The idea was simple but powerful: create a game that's genuinely fun—something kids would actually want to play—but weave in messages of faith, encouragement, and positive values. Not in a preachy way. Not forced. Just naturally part of the experience.
Think about it: a kid spends 30 minutes playing Whack A Woke!, laughing at the chaos, trying to beat their high score. And somewhere in there, a Bible verse pops up. A moment of encouragement. A gentle reminder to take a break and drink some water—or better yet, do some pushups, situps, take a walk outside, get some sunshine and fresh air! Seeds being planted, one at a time.
And here's the bonus for parents: instead of screen time being a source of guilt and conflict, it becomes something you can feel a little lighter about. Your kid is still gaming, sure—but they're also being exposed to positive messages. That's a win.
🎮 HOW TO PLAY - Complete Guide
⌨️ KEYBOARD CONTROLS
Movement:
- A / ← Arrow - Move Left
- D / → Arrow - Move Right
- W / ↑ Arrow - Jump
- S / ↓ Arrow / C - Crouch (duck under turds!)
- Z - Go Prone (lay flat, very low profile)
- SHIFT + Move - Run/Sprint
Combat:
- SPACE - Shoot (poop at birds & enemies)
- B - Throw Holy Bible (kills demons!)
- Y - Deploy Bible on ground (protection zone)
- E - Arrest Globalists (when near them)
- T - Call Lightning Strike (special ability)
- G - Call Holy Wind/Tornado
Menus & Abilities:
- L - Open Angel/Power-up Menu
- P - Quick-buy Ammo
- K - Secret Commands
- ESC - Pause Menu
🎮 GAMEPAD CONTROLS
- Left Stick / D-Pad - Movement
- A Button - Jump
- B Button - Crouch
- X Button - Shoot
- Y Button - Throw Bible
- RB / RT - Special Abilities
📱 MOBILE CONTROLS
- Left Side Touch - Virtual joystick for movement
- Right Side Touch - Shoot
- Swipe Up - Jump
- Swipe Down - Crouch
- Bible Button - Throw Bible
- Menu Button - Open menus
🗺️ GAME LEVELS - YOUR PATRIOTIC JOURNEY
Progress through 13 unique American landscapes! Kill birds to advance. Each level gets harder with faster birds, more enemies, and higher turd chances!
🎄 Level 0: CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION (December Only)
Seasonal holiday level! Enjoy the festive atmosphere with 🎅 Santa helpers, ⛄ snowmen, and holiday music.
🎯 Kill 10 birds | 🐦 Slow birds | ❄️ Special winter effects
🌾 Level 1: COUNTRY FARM
Start your journey on a peaceful American farm. Learn the controls, shoot birds, and meet friendly farmers and their dogs!
🎯 Kill 15 birds | 🚜 Green tractors help clear turds | 🐕 Don't shoot the dog!
🌲 Level 2: DEEP FOREST
Dense woodland with towering trees. Watch for hawks swooping from above!
🎯 Kill 20 birds | 🦅 Hawks are faster | 🐰 Rabbits roam (don't shoot!)
🎣 Level 3: FISHING LAKE
Peaceful lakeside setting. But the birds are getting aggressive!
🎯 Kill 25 birds | 💧 Water effects | 🦆 Ducks and geese
⚠️ Level 4: STATE PARK (NO HUNTING!)
🚫 SURVIVAL MODE! No shooting allowed in the state park! Dodge bird turds for 30 seconds!
⏱️ Survive 30 seconds | 💩 Heavy turd bombardment | 🏃 Move fast!
🏜️ Level 5: WILD WEST DESERT
Dusty desert landscape with cacti and tumbleweeds. The heat is on!
🎯 Kill 30 birds | 🌵 Desert terrain | 🦎 Desert critters
🏔️ Level 6: FROZEN PEAKS
Snow-capped mountains! Birds are even faster in the cold thin air.
🎯 Kill 35 birds | ❄️ Snow effects | 🦅 Mountain eagles
🏖️ Level 7: COASTAL BEACH
Beautiful American coastline. Seagulls are relentless!
🎯 Kill 40 birds | 🌊 Ocean waves | 🦀 Beach critters
🏡 Level 8: QUIET SUBURBS
Suburban neighborhood. Protect the community from the bird invasion!
🎯 Kill 45 birds | 🏠 Houses and yards | 🐕 Neighborhood dogs
🤠 Level 9: WESTERN TOWN
Old West main street! High noon showdown with the birds!
🎯 Kill 50 birds | 🐴 Horses | 🏛️ Saloon backdrop
⛪ Level 10: CHURCH CAMP
Peaceful church grounds. Use your Bible powers here!
🎯 Kill 30 birds | 📖 Bible boost | 👼 Angel helpers available
🔥 Level 11: THE SWAMP
DRAIN THE SWAMP! Washington DC is corrupt! Globalist villains appear - walk into them to ARREST them!
🎯 Kill 60 birds | 👔 Globalists (E to arrest) | 💰 High rewards | 🔥 Antifa rioters
👹 Level 12: WHITE HOUSE FINAL
FINAL BATTLE! The demons have invaded the White House! Only faith can defeat them - use your Bible (B key)!
🎯 Kill 100 birds | 👹 DEMONS (Bible required!) | ⚡ Boss battles | 🏛️ Save America!
🦸 PLAYABLE HUNTERS
Choose your patriot hunter! Each has unique abilities.
🤠 BUCK
Classic hunter. Balanced stats. Great for beginners!
🧔 BUBBA
Southern strongman. Higher health, slower speed.
👨🌾 CLYDE
Farm boy. Fast and agile!
👩 DAISY
Southern belle. Fast shooter!
🎖️ GUNNER
Military veteran. Powerful attacks!
🤠 JOLENE
Cowgirl sharpshooter. High accuracy!
👩🔬 SIERRA
Tech-savvy hunter. Special gadgets!
💪 TAMMY
Tough country girl. Extra stamina!
👹 ENEMIES & VILLAINS
🐦 BIRDS
Basic enemies throughout all levels. They poop on you! Shoot them down!
🚨 GLOBALISTS (Level 7: The Swamp)
Press E to ARREST them! These corrupt politicians must be brought to justice!
💉 BILL GATES - "Syringe Pusher"
Points: 500 | Speed: Medium
"Trust the science!"
🕴️ BARACK OBAMA - "The Suit"
Points: 500 | Speed: Fast
"Yes we can!"
⚡ When arrested, Trump responds: "No Obama, you're a joke! It's PRAISE JESUS!"
📱 HILLARY CLINTON - "Phone Addict"
Points: 500 | Speed: Medium
"Delete those emails!"
🎭 MARK ZUCKERBERG - "The Hoodie"
Points: 500 | Speed: Slow
"That's misinformation!"
🎷 BILL CLINTON - "The Saxophone"
Points: 600 | Speed: Fast
"I did not have relations!"
😴 JOE BIDEN - "Sleepy Joe"
Points: 700 | Speed: Very Slow (confused)
"Come on man! You know the thing!"
💻 HUNTER BIDEN - "Laptop Hunter"
Points: 800 | Speed: Fast (avoiding questions)
"10% for the big guy!"
👹 DEMONS (Level 8: White House)
Use the BIBLE (B key) to defeat them! Regular weapons don't work on demons. Only faith can defeat evil!
📖 COMPLETE STRATEGY GUIDE
🎯 BEGINNER TIPS
- Start with Buck - he's the most balanced character
- Collect coins for upgrades and power-ups
- Watch for dogs - they're friendly and help you!
- Crouch (S/↓/C) to avoid bird turds flying overhead
- Jump to get coins and avoid ground enemies
⚔️ COMBAT STRATEGY
- Space = quick fire, hold for rapid fire
- Save Bibles for demons in the White House!
- Use crouch to make yourself a smaller target
- Prone (Z) makes you nearly invisible to flying enemies
- Sprint (SHIFT) to escape danger quickly
🚔 ARRESTING GLOBALISTS
- Globalists appear in Level 7 (The Swamp) and Level 8
- Get close to them (within arrest range)
- Press E to arrest - they'll put their hands up!
- You'll see handcuffs appear and they're taken away
- Big points for each arrest!
✝️ DEFEATING DEMONS
- Demons ONLY appear in Level 8 (White House)
- Regular ammo doesn't work on demons!
- Press B to throw a Holy Bible at them
- Press Y to deploy a Bible on the ground (creates safe zone)
- Scripture verses appear when demons are defeated!
💡 PRO TIPS
- Press L for the Angel Menu - buy power-ups!
- Press P for quick ammo purchase
- Lightning (T) and Wind (G) are powerful area attacks
- Stay moving - standing still makes you an easy target
- Watch for tractors - green ones are friends, red ones are enemies!
"Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it."
— Proverbs 22:6❤️ Why This Matters
We're living in a unique time. Kids have access to more content than any generation before them. They're constantly being influenced—by social media, by games, by content creators. The question isn't whether they'll be influenced. It's what will influence them.
Whack A Woke! is one small answer to that question. It's a fun, silly, slightly ridiculous game about hunting birds and dodging... well, you know. But underneath all that, it's also a vehicle for something more meaningful.
We're not trying to replace church or family devotions or real conversations about faith. We're just trying to plant seeds. To meet kids in their world. To make parents smile instead of stress. And maybe, just maybe, to make a small difference in a big, noisy digital world.
🌟 What We Believe
Fun First
If it's not fun, kids won't play it. We make games they actually want to play.
Plant Seeds
Faith isn't forced. It's woven naturally into the experience.
Family Friendly
Content that parents can feel good about. Always.
Healthy Gaming
Break reminders, wellness tips, and balance built in. Drink water, do pushups, take a walk, get sunshine!
Connection Over Conflict
Meeting kids where they are beats fighting where they're not.
Joy & Laughter
A joyful heart is good medicine. We believe in fun!
"A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones."
— Proverbs 17:22🔧 Game Technical Features (v44.3.142)
Our game uses cutting-edge optimizations to ensure the best experience on ALL devices:
🎮 Standardized Depth System
All game elements render in perfect order. No visual glitches or overlapping issues!
🔊 Sound Priority Queue
Important sounds (voice, warnings) always play. No more audio chaos!
📱 Dynamic Touch Calibration
Adapts to your device's screen density. Works perfectly on ALL phones and tablets!
🖼️ Robust Texture Loading
Auto-retry on network failures. No more missing sprites or broken images!
👹 Boss Spawn Validation
Boss birds always spawn within visible camera view. No off-screen spawns!
📲 Safe Area Support
iPhone notch compatible. UI adapts to device bezels and camera cutouts!
💉 NEW: mRNA Turd System!
Watch out for glowing green mRNA turds! They do 2X DAMAGE but give +25 BONUS POINTS when shot!
"They're trying to jab us from the sky! Shoot it down!" - The woke birds are dropping their experimental garbage!
⚠️ Educational Content: WEF/NWO Exposed
Learn about the World Economic Forum, the Great Reset, digital IDs, CBDC, and the New World Order agenda - all countered with Biblical truth! Over 30 Truth vs Lies entries expose globalist deception.
🔥 Charlie Kirk & TPUSA - Awakening a Generation!
Turning Point USA has proven that young Americans are HUNGRY for truth! Charlie Kirk's movement has reached millions of millennials and Gen Z with Biblical values and American patriotism.
- 🏫 3,500+ campus chapters - Conservative voices on every campus!
- 📚 Professor Watchlist - Exposing radical indoctrination in education
- 🙏 TPUSA Faith - Bringing the Gospel to the next generation
- 🦅 AmericaFest - Thousands gathering for God and country
- 🎤 Campus speeches - Challenging leftist narratives with facts and faith
The liberal media says young people are lost to socialism - TPUSA proves them WRONG every day! 🔥
"I will pour out my Spirit on all people; your sons and daughters will prophesy" - Joel 2:28
📱 A Note to Parents
We get it. The screen time battle is exhausting. The guilt of letting them play "just one more game" is real. The worry about what they're seeing and absorbing online is constant.
Whack A Woke! won't solve all of that. But we hope it helps—even just a little. When your kid is playing our game, you can breathe a bit easier knowing they're getting positive messages mixed in with their fun. They might even learn a Bible verse or two without realizing it.
And hey—the game has built-in break reminders, hydration prompts, and wellness tips. Because we care about their health, not just their high scores.
Thank you for trusting us with your family's screen time. We don't take that lightly.
🙏 From Our Family to Yours
Whack A Woke! started as one dad's idea and has grown into something we hope blesses families everywhere. We're just regular people who believe that faith, fun, and family can all come together—even in a silly game about birds and turds.
God bless you and your family! 💛
🎵 Featured Worship Music
Check out these powerful worship songs that inspire our mission!
🎤 How Great Is Our God
Chris Tomlin - World Edition
🎤 Goodness of God
Bethel Music ft. Jenn Johnson
🎤 What A Beautiful Name
Hillsong Worship
🎤 Oceans (Where Feet May Fail)
Hillsong UNITED
🎤 Way Maker
Leeland - Miracle Worker
🎤 Build My Life
Passion ft. Brett Younker
🎤 Great Are You Lord
All Sons & Daughters
🎤 Reckless Love
Cory Asbury
🎤 Good Good Father
Chris Tomlin
🎤 Amazing Grace (My Chains Are Gone)
Chris Tomlin
🔥 Powerful Testimonies
Watch these incredible stories of lives transformed by Jesus Christ!
📖 Lee Strobel - The Case for Christ
Atheist Journalist Investigates Jesus
📺 News Broadcaster Finds Jesus
Powerful Transformation Story
✝️ Finding Truth in Christ
An Incredible Story of New Life
🎬 Kirk Cameron's Journey
From Teen Idol to Faith
🎸 Alice Cooper's Testimony
Rock Legend Finds Jesus
🎬 Jim Caviezel
Actor Who Played Jesus Shares Faith
💪 Nick Vujicic
No Arms, No Legs, No Limits
🎸 Brian "Head" Welch
Korn Guitarist Saved from Addiction
🎤 Lecrae's Story
From Streets to Salvation
"Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation. The old has passed away; behold, the new has come." — 2 Corinthians 5:17
📖 Raising Children in Truth
— Proverbs 22:6
🎯 Why Truth Matters
In a world filled with confusion, our children need a solid foundation built on timeless biblical values. Today's culture often pushes narratives that contradict Scripture, leaving young minds vulnerable to deception. At Whack A Woke!, we believe entertainment can be both FUN and FAITH-BUILDING.
🛡️ Standing Against Deception
Many schools and media outlets today are teaching children ideologies that directly contradict biblical teaching. Gender confusion, moral relativism, and anti-family narratives are being pushed on our youngest and most impressionable.
As parents, grandparents, and church leaders, we have a responsibility to counter these lies with TRUTH. That's why Whack A Woke! exists — to provide entertainment that reinforces, rather than undermines, the values we hold dear.
✅ Biblical truth over cultural trends
✅ God's design for family and marriage
✅ The sanctity of every human life
✅ Personal responsibility and character
✅ Love of God and love of country
✅ Freedom of speech and religious liberty
🌟 Entertainment with Purpose
Whack A Woke! isn't just a game — it's a mission field. Through humor, action, and adventure, we weave in messages of faith, patriotism, and biblical values. Kids (and adults!) can have fun while being reminded of what truly matters.
20% of all proceeds go directly to charity to help those in need — because faith without works is dead (James 2:17).
— John 8:32
🎮 Game Features
Whack A Woke! features exciting gameplay with multiple threats to overcome:
🐦 Evil Birds - Shoot them down before they turd on you!
😈 Demons - Use the Holy Bible to defeat spiritual enemies!
🚜 Red Tractors - Shoot the tires (3 hits!) or use Bible to deflate!
🧱 Border Invaders - SHOOT (+50) or TACKLE (+100) - your choice!
🔥 Antifa Terrorists - Throw molotovs! SHOOT (+75) or TACKLE (+150)!
🚛 Garbage Trucks - Shoot the tires to stop illegal dumping! +100 pts!
🚚 Speeding Trucks - Shoot the tires before they RUN YOU OVER! +100 pts!
🦅 Helper Birds - Don't shoot! They're on your side!
✡️ The Rabbi - Divine ally with protection bubble! Shoots enemies!
😇 Angels - Divine protection from turds and damage!
Fight through 12 scenes from the Farm to the White House, defend America's borders, and protect President Trump from all enemies - foreign AND domestic!
🔊 TURN UP THE VOLUME! Don't miss the hilarious voice lines and spiritual messages!
✡️ The Rabbi - Divine Protection!
The Jewish Rabbi is a divinely protected ally who fights alongside you against evil!
🛡️ Divine Protection: Cannot be harmed - God's covenant!
🔫 Shoots Enemies: Automatically targets terrorists & woke birds
💬 Quotes: "Long live Israel! We're not gonna take it anymore!"
📖 Scripture: "I will bless those who bless you" - Genesis 12:3
🤝 Teamwork: Hunters and Rabbi exchange encouraging comments!
🚛 Garbage Truck - Stop the Dumping!
Garbage trucks try to illegally dump in your country! Stop them before they ruin America!
🎯 TARGET THE TIRES: 3 shots to disable!
✅ Stop them: +100 points!
❌ They dump: -50 points!
💬 Hunter says: "We got values here! Say hello to my little friend!"
🚚 Reckless Driver - Stop the Speeding!
Reckless speeding trucks will RUN YOU OVER! Stop them before someone gets hurt!
🎯 TARGET THE TIRES: 3 shots to disable!
✅ Stop them: +100 points!
❌ Get hit: -50 HP damage!
💀 Can KILL you: Just like the red tractor!
💬 Hunter says: "Take that illegal's tires out before he kills someone!"
🧱 Border Invaders & 🔥 Antifa Terrorists
Defend America from threats both foreign and domestic! Two dangerous enemy types require different tactics:
🧱 BORDER INVADERS (Level 2+)
🔫 SHOOT them: +50 points (takes 2 hits)
🏈 TACKLE them: +100 points - risky but rewarding!
🛡️ 5 TACKLES = INVASION HALTED! +250 bonus points!
❌ If they escape: -20 points!
🔥 ANTIFA TERRORISTS (Level 4+)
⚠️ Domestic terrorists throw MOLOTOV COCKTAILS!
🔫 SHOOT them: +75 points (takes 3 hits)
🏈 TACKLE them: +150 points - very risky but huge reward!
🔥 Shoot molotovs: +25 points - intercept them in the air!
💥 Hit by molotov: -25 HP damage!
Your hunter speaks patriotic comebacks when tackling invaders! Watch enemies fly back with hilarious reactions. Protect America from ALL threats!
🎤 ElevenLabs AI Voice System
Every character in Whack A Woke! has a unique AI-generated voice powered by ElevenLabs technology:
🤠 Buck - Rugged Texas cowboy voice
🌸 Daisy - Young, energetic cowgirl
🦅 Clyde - Gruff patriot veteran
💅 Jolene - Southern belle sharpshooter
🎖️ Gunner - Military drill sergeant
💪 Sierra - CrossFit athlete warrior
🍺 Bubba - Deep southern good ole boy
☕ Tammy - Tough diner waitress
Hover over hunter cards on the main menu to hear their unique greetings! In-game, hunters speak combat lines, border defense comebacks, and victory taunts.
🎯 Pro Strategy Guide
🏃 Keep Moving! - Stationary targets get pooped on. Move constantly!
🧱 Border Invaders - Tackle for +100 instead of shooting for +50! Worth the risk!
🔥 Antifa Terrorists - Tackle for +150 is huge! But watch for molotovs!
🔥 Shoot Molotovs! - Intercept them in mid-air for +25 points and avoid damage!
📖 Use Bible (B) Wisely - Save it for demon swarms for mass kills!
Shake Off Turds (Q) - Press Q immediately when hit! Turds slow you down!
🤖 Race the AI Hunters - They're competitors! Don't let bots steal your kills!
💰 Save Coins - Use Angel Shop (A) for power-ups in tough scenes!
🎯 Aim for Headshots - Bonus points for precision!
🐊 Drain The Swamp - Villains
Level 7 takes you to THE SWAMP! Here you'll encounter globalist villains that must be ARRESTED! Press E when close to a villain to arrest them and send them to jail!
💉 BILL GATES - "Syringe Pusher"
"Trust the science!" - Stop him and his vax agenda! Hunters will ARREST him!
👔 BARACK OBAMA - "The Suit"
"Hope and change!" - When arrested says "Gosh darn, ya got me, I'm guilty! Allahu Akbar!"
📱 HILLARY CLINTON - "Phone Addict"
"Delete those emails!" - Always on her phone deleting evidence!
🧥 MARK ZUCKERBERG - "The Hoodie"
"That's misinformation!" - Censors everything and everyone!
🎷 BILL CLINTON - "The Saxophone"
"I did not have relations!" - When arrested says "Oh ya got me, but I didn't do it!"
Each villain has a UNIQUE voice and arrest quote! Press E to ARREST them for 500-600 points!
🦅 Our Mission: Awakening America
"Wake up, Patriots! Stand guard for God and Country!"
Whack A Woke! isn't just a game—it's a call to action. We created this game to awaken the youth and everyday Americans from the fog of wokism. Through humor and satire, we remind players of the values that made America great:
🙏 Faith - God is our foundation. The Bible defeats demons!
🦅 Patriotism - Love your country. Defend its borders!
✝️ Truth - Reject fake news. Fight propaganda!
👨👩👧👦 Family Values - Protect what matters most!
💪 Personal Responsibility - You are the hunter. You defend America!
Whether you're 8 or 80, it's time to stand up, speak out, and defend the truth. Play Whack A Woke! and remember what it means to be an American!
🦅 God Bless America! 🦅