🎯 WHACK-A-WOKE! 🎯
Whack-A-Woke.com - Be Awake, not A Woke!
Desktop: WASD + Mouse + F=🔪Knife • Mobile: Touch • L = Leaderboard
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🦆 📖 🎯
WHACK-A-WOKE
🐦 WHACK-A-WOKE EDITION 💩
Be Awake, Not A Woke! 🇺🇸
"Where Common Sense Fights Back Against Woke Lunacy!"
🎮 Entertainment with PURPOSE 📖
Shoot birds • Arrest Globalists • Whack the Woke • Defeat Demons!
✝️ MORE THAN JUST A GAME ✝️
This game is meant to ENTERTAIN and AWAKEN you to biblical truth.
The rapture is coming. God doesn't want anyone left behind!
Wake up from distractions. Turn to Jesus. Time is short.
"Awake, O sleeper, arise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you." — Ephesians 5:14
👨👩👧👦 PLAY WITH FAMILY! • ⏰ REGULATE SCREEN TIME • 📖 SHARE THE GOSPEL
This game helps kids balance fun with faith • 20-min wellness reminders built-in!
🦅 PROTECT TRUMP AT THE WHITE HOUSE! 🦅
🤠 CHOOSE YOUR HUNTER:
✓ Selected: Buck
SELECT DIFFICULTY:
Clear all 12 levels to win! 🏆
SELECT AI HUNTERS (Click to add/remove)
⚠️ AI Hunters COMPETE with you! They shoot birds & red tractors (fewer turds on YOU!) but steal your kills & points. Friendly fire bounces off.
0 Bots Selected
📲 DOWNLOAD THE APP - PLAY OFFLINE!
Desktop: Full offline play • Mobile: PWA installable • All platforms synced!
Press H for controls • Features 66 Bible scriptures • End times warnings
🎯 TARGET GLOW SYSTEM 🎯
🔆 GLOW = Target ID color • 🛡️ SHIELD = Humans/Trump only!
🔴 RED
SHOOT!
SHOOT!
🟠 ORANGE
ARREST!
ARREST!
🟣 PURPLE
BIBLE!
BIBLE!
🟢 GREEN
FRIENDLY!
FRIENDLY!
🔵 BLUE
PROTECTED! 🛡️
PROTECTED! 🛡️
🟡 GOLD
HOLY! 🛡️
HOLY! 🛡️
⚪ NONE
CAREFUL!
CAREFUL!
🛡️ SHIELD
WAIT!
WAIT!
⚠️ NO GLOW = Stay sharp! Eagles, hawks, dogs, cats must be recognized!
📱 Touch Controls:
Tap anywhere to shoot • Drag left/right to move • Swipe up to jump • Double-tap to shake turds
✝️ Remember:
Put down your phone, spend time with family, read your Bible, and draw close to God. The time is short!
🎮 COMPLETE GAME GUIDE
🦅 THE MISSION 🦅
Protect America from birds, swamp creatures, demons, and wake the sleepers!
✅ Shoot birds dropping turds on you
✅ Traverse 8 unique American landscapes
✅ DRAIN THE SWAMP - Arrest globalists!
✅ WAKE THE SLEEPERS - Give Bibles to phone zombies!
✅ Defeat demons with scripture warfare!
✅ Protect President Trump at the White House!
"No weapon formed against you shall prosper." — Isaiah 54:17
✅ Shoot birds dropping turds on you
✅ Traverse 8 unique American landscapes
✅ DRAIN THE SWAMP - Arrest globalists!
✅ WAKE THE SLEEPERS - Give Bibles to phone zombies!
✅ Defeat demons with scripture warfare!
✅ Protect President Trump at the White House!
"No weapon formed against you shall prosper." — Isaiah 54:17
⚠️ THE DEEPER MESSAGE ⚠️
This game is not just for humor — it's meant to AWAKEN you!
The rapture is coming. Jesus will return for His church.
God doesn't want ANYONE left behind!
"For many are called, but few are chosen." — Matthew 22:14
Wake up from phone addiction. Read your Bible. Pray.
"Be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect." — Matthew 24:44
The rapture is coming. Jesus will return for His church.
God doesn't want ANYONE left behind!
"For many are called, but few are chosen." — Matthew 22:14
Wake up from phone addiction. Read your Bible. Pray.
"Be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect." — Matthew 24:44
🎯 HOW TO WIN 🎯
✓ SHOOT all evil birds to clear each scene
✓ AVOID bird turds (they slow you down!)
✓ DESTROY demons with the Holy Bible weapon
✓ DISABLE red tractors (shoot tires 3 times!)
✓ PROTECT Trump at the White House finale!
Clear all 12 scenes to achieve VICTORY! 🏆
✓ AVOID bird turds (they slow you down!)
✓ DESTROY demons with the Holy Bible weapon
✓ DISABLE red tractors (shoot tires 3 times!)
✓ PROTECT Trump at the White House finale!
Clear all 12 scenes to achieve VICTORY! 🏆
⚠️ GAME REGULATIONS - DON'T SHOOT! ⚠️
PROTECTED = POINT PENALTY:
🦅 Eagles/Hawks/Falcons = -30 to -50 pts (Helpers!)
🦉 Owls = -25 pts (Night helpers!)
🐦⬛ Crows/Ravens = -20 pts (Not huntable!)
🦇 Bats = -15 pts (Nocturnal!)
Real hunting regs apply! 🦅
🦅 Eagles/Hawks/Falcons = -30 to -50 pts (Helpers!)
🦉 Owls = -25 pts (Night helpers!)
🐦⬛ Crows/Ravens = -20 pts (Not huntable!)
🦇 Bats = -15 pts (Nocturnal!)
Real hunting regs apply! 🦅
📺 LEARN MORE - VIDEO RESOURCES
Pastor Jack Hibbs - End Times, Rapture, Family
TPUSA Faith - Equipping youth for biblical truth
Stand boldly for righteousness!
TPUSA Faith - Equipping youth for biblical truth
Stand boldly for righteousness!
🌐 KNOW YOUR ENEMY - THE WEF
World Economic Forum: Globalist elites meeting in Davos, Switzerland pushing "The Great Reset" - their plan for global control.
• "You will own nothing and be happy"
• Digital IDs & social credit scores
• Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC)
• 15-minute cities & movement control
The Bible warns: "The whole world lies in the power of the evil one" - 1 John 5:19
• "You will own nothing and be happy"
• Digital IDs & social credit scores
• Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC)
• 15-minute cities & movement control
The Bible warns: "The whole world lies in the power of the evil one" - 1 John 5:19
💉 MRNA TURDS - WATCH OUT!
NEW ENEMY: Glowing green mRNA turds!
• 💉 2X DAMAGE if they hit you!
• 🎯 +25 BONUS POINTS when shot!
• Labeled with "💉 mRNA" when falling
The wokes are trying to vax us from the sky!
• 💉 2X DAMAGE if they hit you!
• 🎯 +25 BONUS POINTS when shot!
• Labeled with "💉 mRNA" when falling
The wokes are trying to vax us from the sky!
⚠️ NEW WORLD ORDER EXPOSED
DOWN WITH THE WEF! We won't tolerate this evil NWO!
• Agenda 2030 - global control disguised as "sustainability"
• Klaus Schwab's transhumanist agenda
• mRNA experiments on humanity
• Beast system digital currency (Rev 13:17)
"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood..." - Eph 6:12
• Agenda 2030 - global control disguised as "sustainability"
• Klaus Schwab's transhumanist agenda
• mRNA experiments on humanity
• Beast system digital currency (Rev 13:17)
"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood..." - Eph 6:12
🔥 CHARLIE KIRK & TPUSA - AWAKENING A GENERATION!
Turning Point USA is reaching MILLIONS of young Americans with truth!
• 3,500+ campus chapters across America 🦅
• Exposing radical professors & leftist indoctrination
• TPUSA Faith - bringing the Gospel to Gen Z 🙏
• AmericaFest - thousands gathering for God & country
The next generation is NOT lost - they're AWAKENING! 🔥
"I will pour out my Spirit on all people; your sons and daughters will prophesy" - Joel 2:28
• 3,500+ campus chapters across America 🦅
• Exposing radical professors & leftist indoctrination
• TPUSA Faith - bringing the Gospel to Gen Z 🙏
• AmericaFest - thousands gathering for God & country
The next generation is NOT lost - they're AWAKENING! 🔥
"I will pour out my Spirit on all people; your sons and daughters will prophesy" - Joel 2:28
📺 CHRISTIAN TRUTH VIDEOS
Pastor Jack Hibbs - End Times, Rapture, Prophecy
A Born Ado's Bible - Exposing WEF/Globalism
Lionel Nation - Media Truth, Deep State
Gregg Jackson - Biblical Worldview
TPUSA Faith - Youth for Biblical Truth
"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free" - John 8:32
A Born Ado's Bible - Exposing WEF/Globalism
Lionel Nation - Media Truth, Deep State
Gregg Jackson - Biblical Worldview
TPUSA Faith - Youth for Biblical Truth
"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free" - John 8:32
🔧 GAME TECHNICAL FEATURES
v44.3.142 Optimizations:
• 🎮 Standardized Depth System - No visual glitches!
• 🔊 Sound Priority Queue - Important sounds always play
• 📱 Dynamic Touch Calibration - Works on ALL devices
• 🖼️ Robust Texture Loading - Auto-retry on failures
• 👹 Boss Spawn Fix - Bosses always visible on screen
• 📲 Safe Area Support - iPhone notch compatible
Optimized for Desktop + Mobile!
• 🎮 Standardized Depth System - No visual glitches!
• 🔊 Sound Priority Queue - Important sounds always play
• 📱 Dynamic Touch Calibration - Works on ALL devices
• 🖼️ Robust Texture Loading - Auto-retry on failures
• 👹 Boss Spawn Fix - Bosses always visible on screen
• 📲 Safe Area Support - iPhone notch compatible
Optimized for Desktop + Mobile!
🎯 3 DIFFICULTY MODES
🟢 BEGINNER: 150 HP, slower enemies, helpful hints
🟡 INTERMEDIATE: 100 HP, balanced challenge
🔴 ADVANCED: 75 HP, ALL 8 bosses at White House!
🟡 INTERMEDIATE: 100 HP, balanced challenge
🔴 ADVANCED: 75 HP, ALL 8 bosses at White House!
🗺️ 12 EPIC SCENES TO CLEAR
1. Farm - Learn basics • 2. Forest - Watch for animals
3. Lake - Birds everywhere • 4. Desert - Demons appear!
5. Mountain - Steep climb • 6. Snow - Cold weather
7. Western - Shootout • 8. Beach - Coastal attack
9. City - Urban combat • 10. Bridge - Cross carefully
11. Christmas - Holiday special!
12. WHITE HOUSE - Final battle! Protect Trump! 🦅
3. Lake - Birds everywhere • 4. Desert - Demons appear!
5. Mountain - Steep climb • 6. Snow - Cold weather
7. Western - Shootout • 8. Beach - Coastal attack
9. City - Urban combat • 10. Bridge - Cross carefully
11. Christmas - Holiday special!
12. WHITE HOUSE - Final battle! Protect Trump! 🦅
💻 DESKTOP CONTROLS
A/D or ←→ = Run left/right
W or ↑ = 🦘 SUPER JUMP (reach flying birds!)
S/C/Shift = Crouch (duck under turds!)
Z = 🛡️ PRONE (lay flat - dodge diving bosses!)
Mouse + Click = Aim & Shoot (works in air!)
Spacebar = Shoot (hold to rapid fire)
F or K = 🔪 KNIFE ATTACK (+50% bonus!)
T = ⚡ Call Lightning (3 charges)
G = 🌪️ Call Tornado (2 charges)
A = Spiritual Armory (angels & Bible weapon)
B = Fire Holy Bible at demons!
Y = 📖🌍 Drop Bible on ground (holy zone!)
E = ARREST woke turd globalists!
V = Give Bible to phone zombies!
X or Q = Shake off turds
M = 🎵 Toggle Music ON/OFF
N = 🔊 Toggle Sound Effects ON/OFF
L = Leaderboard • H = Hide this panel
R = Restart (after game over)
W or ↑ = 🦘 SUPER JUMP (reach flying birds!)
S/C/Shift = Crouch (duck under turds!)
Z = 🛡️ PRONE (lay flat - dodge diving bosses!)
Mouse + Click = Aim & Shoot (works in air!)
Spacebar = Shoot (hold to rapid fire)
F or K = 🔪 KNIFE ATTACK (+50% bonus!)
T = ⚡ Call Lightning (3 charges)
G = 🌪️ Call Tornado (2 charges)
A = Spiritual Armory (angels & Bible weapon)
B = Fire Holy Bible at demons!
Y = 📖🌍 Drop Bible on ground (holy zone!)
E = ARREST woke turd globalists!
V = Give Bible to phone zombies!
X or Q = Shake off turds
M = 🎵 Toggle Music ON/OFF
N = 🔊 Toggle Sound Effects ON/OFF
L = Leaderboard • H = Hide this panel
R = Restart (after game over)
📱 TOUCH CONTROLS (No Virtual Joystick!)
Tap anywhere = Aim & Shoot at that spot
Touch & Drag = Move character smoothly
Swipe UP = Jump
Swipe DOWN = Crouch
Double-tap = Shake off turds
Long press = Rapid fire
Touch & Drag = Move character smoothly
Swipe UP = Jump
Swipe DOWN = Crouch
Double-tap = Shake off turds
Long press = Rapid fire
🎵 MUSIC & GAME SETTINGS
Disables hints, tips, and game aid popups. Earn 1.5x BONUS POINTS!
🏹 WEAPONS
🔫 Rifle = 90 ammo, main weapon
🏹 Bow = Spawns when ammo <15 (+15 arrows)
⚔️ Crossbow = +50% damage (+10 bolts)
🔪 Knife = Melee attack, +50% pts, multi-kill bonuses!
🏹 Bow = Spawns when ammo <15 (+15 arrows)
⚔️ Crossbow = +50% damage (+10 bolts)
🔪 Knife = Melee attack, +50% pts, multi-kill bonuses!
⚡🌪️ WEATHER POWERS
T = ⚡Lightning = Zaps SHOOTABLE birds only!
G = 🌪️Tornado = Sweeps SHOOTABLE birds (+70% pts)
⛈️ Random storms bring free lightning!
⚠️ Stay clear of lightning! (-20% damage)
G = 🌪️Tornado = Sweeps SHOOTABLE birds (+70% pts)
⛈️ Random storms bring free lightning!
⚠️ Stay clear of lightning! (-20% damage)
🪂✈️ ALLIES & AIR SUPPORT
🪂 Parachuters = Drop from aircraft, shoot birds for you (+50%)
✈️ Fighter Jets = Red planes that shoot birds (+30%)
💣 Fighters drop bombs - run away! (-30%)
🦅 Eagles/Hawks = Helper birds that hunt for you (+5 pts) & DROP COINS! 💰
⚠️ DON'T SHOOT ALLIES = -25 pts!
✈️ Fighter Jets = Red planes that shoot birds (+30%)
💣 Fighters drop bombs - run away! (-30%)
🦅 Eagles/Hawks = Helper birds that hunt for you (+5 pts) & DROP COINS! 💰
⚠️ DON'T SHOOT ALLIES = -25 pts!
🏞️ PROTECTED PARK ZONE
Wildlife Sanctuary = NO HUNTING!
-100 POINTS for every shot in protected area!
Banner shows when entering - just walk through!
-100 POINTS for every shot in protected area!
Banner shows when entering - just walk through!
⚠️ HAZARDS & VEHICLES
🚜✅ GREEN Tractor = FRIENDLY! Has front bucket, cleans debris, lifts over you
🚜❌ RED Tractor = RENEGADE! Jump (W) or shoot tires 3x OR 📖 Bible deflates instantly! (+75 pts)
✈️ DON'T SHOOT PLANES! = -200 pts, crash explosion!
🚁 DON'T SHOOT HELICOPTERS! = -200 pts penalty!
💣 Bombs = Run away! (-30 HP)
⚡ Lightning = Stay clear! (-20 HP)
🐻 Dangerous Animals = Bears, wolves, cougars attack! Shoot them!
🦅 Falling birds hit you = -10 HP damage!
🚜❌ RED Tractor = RENEGADE! Jump (W) or shoot tires 3x OR 📖 Bible deflates instantly! (+75 pts)
✈️ DON'T SHOOT PLANES! = -200 pts, crash explosion!
🚁 DON'T SHOOT HELICOPTERS! = -200 pts penalty!
💣 Bombs = Run away! (-30 HP)
⚡ Lightning = Stay clear! (-20 HP)
🐻 Dangerous Animals = Bears, wolves, cougars attack! Shoot them!
🦅 Falling birds hit you = -10 HP damage!
❤️ HEALTH + TURD-O-METER
❤️ HEALTH (100 HP) - Combat damage:
🦅 Falling bird hit = -10 HP | 💣 Explosion = -30 HP
🚜 Bad tractor = INSTANT DEATH!
❤️ First Aid Kit = +35 HP
TURD-O-METER (0-100%) - Turd damage:
Each turd hit = +8% | Shake off (X/Q) = -5%
100% = BURIED IN TURDS = DEATH!
Either meter maxing out kills you!
🦅 Falling bird hit = -10 HP | 💣 Explosion = -30 HP
🚜 Bad tractor = INSTANT DEATH!
❤️ First Aid Kit = +35 HP
TURD-O-METER (0-100%) - Turd damage:
Each turd hit = +8% | Shake off (X/Q) = -5%
100% = BURIED IN TURDS = DEATH!
Either meter maxing out kills you!
✅ TARGET IDENTIFICATION SYSTEM!
📌 GLOW = Target ID • SHIELD = Divine Protection
🔆 GLOW = Color around sprite shows what it IS
🛡️ SHIELD = Pulsing BUBBLE on humans/Trump = DON'T SHOOT!
🛡️ SHIELD = Pulsing BUBBLE on humans/Trump = DON'T SHOOT!
🔴 RED GLOW
= SHOOT! Birds, invaders, antifa, red tractor, bears
= SHOOT! Birds, invaders, antifa, red tractor, bears
🟠 ORANGE GLOW
= ARREST! Globalists - Press E!
= ARREST! Globalists - Press E!
🟣 PURPLE GLOW
= DEMONS! Use Bible (B key)!
= DEMONS! Use Bible (B key)!
🟢 GREEN GLOW
= FRIENDLY! Green tractor (has 🛡️)
= FRIENDLY! Green tractor (has 🛡️)
🔵 BLUE GLOW
= PROTECTED! Hikers, farmers (have 🛡️)
= PROTECTED! Hikers, farmers (have 🛡️)
🟡 GOLD GLOW
= HOLY! Angels, Bibles, Trump (has 🛡️)
= HOLY! Angels, Bibles, Trump (has 🛡️)
⚪ NO GLOW
= BE CAREFUL! Dogs, cats, eagles, hawks
= BE CAREFUL! Dogs, cats, eagles, hawks
🛡️ GOLD SHIELD
= Guardian Angel! (pulsing bubble)
= Guardian Angel! (pulsing bubble)
⚠️ NO GLOW = DANGER! You must recognize eagles, hawks, dogs, cats, rabbits yourself!
Shooting them = NEGATIVE POINTS! Stay sharp!
Shooting them = NEGATIVE POINTS! Stay sharp!
✅ SHOOTABLE BIRDS (Red Glow!)
🦆 Duck +10🦆 Mallard +12🪿 Goose +12
🪿 Canada Goose +14🐔 Chicken +8🕊️ Pigeon +6
🦃 Turkey +15🦃 Wild Turkey +18🕊️ Seagull +12
🐦 Magpie +10🦅 Vulture +25🐦 Pheasant +20
🐦 Quail +8🐦 Grouse +15🐦 Partridge +12
🕊️ Dove +10🐦 Woodcock +14🐦 Snipe +12
🦆 Teal +10🦆 Pintail +12🦆 Wood Duck +14
🔪 Knife kills = +50% bonus! ⚡ Lightning = +50% 🌪️ Tornado = +70%
❌ DON'T SHOOT! (Negative Points!)
🦅 HELPER BIRDS (They fight FOR you + DROP COINS! 💰)
🦅 Bald Eagle+5 pts 💰 HELPER!
🦅 Golden Eagle+5 pts 💰 HELPER!
🦅 Hawk+5 pts 💰 HELPER!
🦅 Falcon+5 pts 💰 HELPER!
🦅 Osprey+5 pts 💰 HELPER!
⚠️ DON'T SHOOT HELPERS! Eagles -50 | Hawks -30 | Falcon -40 | Osprey -35
🦚 PROTECTED SPECIES
🦜 Parrot-20 pts
🦚 Peacock-25 pts
🦩 Flamingo-20 pts
🦢 Swan-30 pts
🦤 Dodo-30 pts ENDANGERED!
🐦 Heron-20 pts
🐦 Crane-25 pts
🐦 Stork-20 pts
🐦 Pelican-20 pts
🐧 Penguin-20 pts
🐦 Toucan-15 pts
🦇 Bat (night)-15 pts PROTECTED!
🚫 OTHER PENALTIES
✈️ Planes/Helicopters = -200 pts + CRASH!
🪂 Parachuters = -25 pts (they're YOUR allies!)
🏞️ Any bird in Protected Park = -100 pts!
🪂 Parachuters = -25 pts (they're YOUR allies!)
🏞️ Any bird in Protected Park = -100 pts!
🐉 BOSS BIRDS (First at 30 sec!)
🦖 Pterodactyl+100 pts25 coins, 5 HP
🔥 Phoenix+150 pts50 coins, 3 HP (respawns!)
⚡ Thunderbird+300 pts75 coins, 8 HP
🐉 Dragon+500 pts100 coins, 10 HP!
⚠️ BOSSES DIVE AT YOU! Press Z = PRONE (lay flat to dodge!)
🦅 CAN GRAB YOU! Press K to STAB with knife or keep shooting!
💪 Barrett .50 Cal = 5x dmg | Bazooka = 3x dmg vs bosses!
🦅 CAN GRAB YOU! Press K to STAB with knife or keep shooting!
💪 Barrett .50 Cal = 5x dmg | Bazooka = 3x dmg vs bosses!
🎯 YOUR MISSION - PROTECT TRUMP & REACH THE WHITE HOUSE! 🦅
THE STORY: America is under attack! Evil forces have sent waves of birds to assault patriots across the nation. You must fight through 12 increasingly dangerous scenes, battling birds, demons, and propaganda lies to reach the White House and protect President Trump!
🗺️ 12 SCENES TO CLEAR:
1. 🌾 Country Farm → 2. 🌲 Deep Forest → 3. 🎣 Fishing Lake
4. 🏜️ Desert Canyon → 5. ⛰️ Mountain Pass → 6. 🏔️ Snow Peaks
7. 🤠 Western Town → 8. 🌴 Beach Coast → 9. 🌆 City Streets
10. 🌉 Bridge Crossing → 11. 🎄 Christmas Village
12. 🏛️ THE WHITE HOUSE - FINAL STAND!
⚔️ ENEMIES YOU'LL FACE:
🐦 Evil Birds (various types) • 😈 Demons (Level 3+) • 📺 Propaganda Lies
🚜 Red Tractors (run you over!) • 🎯 Enemy Snipers • Whack-A-Woke
🧱 BORDER INVADERS - SHOOT (+50) or TACKLE (+100)!
🔥 ANTIFA TERRORISTS - Throw MOLOTOV COCKTAILS! Shoot them (+75)!
🤝 ALLIES & HELPERS:
🦅 Helper Birds (Eagles, Hawks) • 🚜 Green Tractors (clean up turds)
😇 Angels (divine protection) • 📖 Holy Bible (defeats demons)
🛡️ Bodyguards • 👔 Trump himself at the White House!
🏆 VICTORY: Clear all 12 scenes → Defeat the final boss → Trump welcomes you as a TRUE PATRIOT! 🎆🦅
🗺️ 12 SCENES TO CLEAR:
1. 🌾 Country Farm → 2. 🌲 Deep Forest → 3. 🎣 Fishing Lake
4. 🏜️ Desert Canyon → 5. ⛰️ Mountain Pass → 6. 🏔️ Snow Peaks
7. 🤠 Western Town → 8. 🌴 Beach Coast → 9. 🌆 City Streets
10. 🌉 Bridge Crossing → 11. 🎄 Christmas Village
12. 🏛️ THE WHITE HOUSE - FINAL STAND!
⚔️ ENEMIES YOU'LL FACE:
🐦 Evil Birds (various types) • 😈 Demons (Level 3+) • 📺 Propaganda Lies
🚜 Red Tractors (run you over!) • 🎯 Enemy Snipers • Whack-A-Woke
🧱 BORDER INVADERS - SHOOT (+50) or TACKLE (+100)!
🔥 ANTIFA TERRORISTS - Throw MOLOTOV COCKTAILS! Shoot them (+75)!
🤝 ALLIES & HELPERS:
🦅 Helper Birds (Eagles, Hawks) • 🚜 Green Tractors (clean up turds)
😇 Angels (divine protection) • 📖 Holy Bible (defeats demons)
🛡️ Bodyguards • 👔 Trump himself at the White House!
🏆 VICTORY: Clear all 12 scenes → Defeat the final boss → Trump welcomes you as a TRUE PATRIOT! 🎆🦅
🧱 BORDER INVADERS & 🔥 ANTIFA TERRORISTS
🧱 BORDER INVADERS (Level 2+)
• 🔫 SHOOT them: +50 points!
• 🏈 TACKLE them: +100 points! (risky but rewarding!)
• If they escape: -20 points!
• 5 TACKLES = INVASION HALTED! (+250 bonus!)
🔥 ANTIFA TERRORISTS (Level 4+)
⚠️ Domestic terrorists throw MOLOTOV COCKTAILS!
• 🔫 SHOOT them: +75 points! (takes 3 hits)
• 🏈 BRAVE TACKLE: +150 points! (very risky!)
• 🔥 SHOOT MOLOTOVS out of the air! +25 points
• Hit by molotov: -25 HP!
🦅 PROTECT AMERICA FROM THREATS FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC! 🦅
• 🔫 SHOOT them: +50 points!
• 🏈 TACKLE them: +100 points! (risky but rewarding!)
• If they escape: -20 points!
• 5 TACKLES = INVASION HALTED! (+250 bonus!)
🔥 ANTIFA TERRORISTS (Level 4+)
⚠️ Domestic terrorists throw MOLOTOV COCKTAILS!
• 🔫 SHOOT them: +75 points! (takes 3 hits)
• 🏈 BRAVE TACKLE: +150 points! (very risky!)
• 🔥 SHOOT MOLOTOVS out of the air! +25 points
• Hit by molotov: -25 HP!
🦅 PROTECT AMERICA FROM THREATS FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC! 🦅
😇 ANGEL PROTECTION (Press A to buy)
Call upon heavenly protection! Romans 8:31
⭐ Guardian Angel (50 🪙) - Blocks 50% turds, 25% dmg reduction, 30 sec
⭐⭐ Warrior Angel (100 🪙) - Blocks 75% turds, 50% dmg reduction, 45 sec
⭐⭐⭐ Divine Shield (200 🪙) - Blocks ALL turds, 75% dmg reduction, 60 sec
✝️ DEMONS FLEE FROM YOUR ANGEL! ✝️
⭐ Guardian Angel (50 🪙) - Blocks 50% turds, 25% dmg reduction, 30 sec
⭐⭐ Warrior Angel (100 🪙) - Blocks 75% turds, 50% dmg reduction, 45 sec
⭐⭐⭐ Divine Shield (200 🪙) - Blocks ALL turds, 75% dmg reduction, 60 sec
✝️ DEMONS FLEE FROM YOUR ANGEL! ✝️
📖 HOLY BIBLE WEAPONS (Press B or Y)
"The Word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword" — Hebrews 4:12
📖 HOLY BIBLE WEAPON (150 🪙) - Press B to fire!
• 5x DAMAGE to demons! • 10 shots per purchase
• 🚜💨 DEFLATES evil tractor tires! (+75 pts)
• Auto-aims at demons • Destroys lies instantly!
📖🌍 SPREAD THE WORD (75 🪙) - Press Y to deploy!
• Drop 5 Bibles on the ground • Creates holy zone!
• 🚜💨 Deflates tractor tires passing through! (+75 pts)
• 😈 Damages demons in the zone! (+25 pts)
• Lasts 30 seconds • Max 5 Bibles active
Press A → Buy Bible → Press B to fire or Y to drop!
📖 HOLY BIBLE WEAPON (150 🪙) - Press B to fire!
• 5x DAMAGE to demons! • 10 shots per purchase
• 🚜💨 DEFLATES evil tractor tires! (+75 pts)
• Auto-aims at demons • Destroys lies instantly!
📖🌍 SPREAD THE WORD (75 🪙) - Press Y to deploy!
• Drop 5 Bibles on the ground • Creates holy zone!
• 🚜💨 Deflates tractor tires passing through! (+75 pts)
• 😈 Damages demons in the zone! (+25 pts)
• Lasts 30 seconds • Max 5 Bibles active
Press A → Buy Bible → Press B to fire or Y to drop!
🦅 OUR MISSION: AWAKENING AMERICA 🦅
"Wake up, Patriots! Stand guard for God and Country!"
WhackAWoke isn't just a game—it's a call to action.
We created this to awaken the youth and everyday Americans
from the fog of wokism. Through humor and satire, we remind
players of the values that made America great:
🙏 FAITH | 🦅 PATRIOTISM | ✝️ TRUTH
👨👩👧👦 FAMILY VALUES | 💪 PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
Whether you're 8 or 80, it's time to stand up!
🦅 God Bless America! 🦅
WhackAWoke isn't just a game—it's a call to action.
We created this to awaken the youth and everyday Americans
from the fog of wokism. Through humor and satire, we remind
players of the values that made America great:
🙏 FAITH | 🦅 PATRIOTISM | ✝️ TRUTH
👨👩👧👦 FAMILY VALUES | 💪 PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
Whether you're 8 or 80, it's time to stand up!
🦅 God Bless America! 🦅
😈 DEMON BOSS (Level 3+) - SPIRITUAL WARFARE!
DEMON BOSS STATS: 8 HP | +500 pts | 25 coins!
They throw LIES that damage you (-20 HP each!)
🎯 SHOOT THE LIES (+25 pts) or use BIBLE (+50 pts!)
📖 Holy Bible = 5x damage (kills in 2 shots!)
✝️ GOD IS: Omnipotent, Omniscient, Omnipresent
😈 SATAN IS NOT! He is LIMITED!
😇 Activate Angel = Demons FLEE in terror! 😱
They throw LIES that damage you (-20 HP each!)
🎯 SHOOT THE LIES (+25 pts) or use BIBLE (+50 pts!)
📖 Holy Bible = 5x damage (kills in 2 shots!)
✝️ GOD IS: Omnipotent, Omniscient, Omnipresent
😈 SATAN IS NOT! He is LIMITED!
😇 Activate Angel = Demons FLEE in terror! 😱
✝️ THE WORD OF GOD ✝️
"The Lord is my light and my salvation—whom shall I fear?" — Psalm 27:1
"Fight the good fight of the faith." — 1 Timothy 6:12
"God demonstrates His love: while we were sinners, Christ died for us." — Romans 5:8
Jesus loves YOU! He hates sin, not sinners! ❤️
"Fight the good fight of the faith." — 1 Timothy 6:12
"God demonstrates His love: while we were sinners, Christ died for us." — Romans 5:8
Jesus loves YOU! He hates sin, not sinners! ❤️
🐊 DRAIN THE SWAMP! 🐊
"No weapon formed against you shall prosper." — Isaiah 54:17
LEVEL 7: THE SWAMP
Woke Turd Globalists are invading!
Stop them from reaching the White House!
4 ANIMATED GLOBALIST TYPES:
THEY THROW TURDS AT YOU!
Dodge the flying turds or get hit!
Press E to ARREST! 🚔
500-600 pts + 25-30 coins + JAIL CELL animation!
Each villain has a UNIQUE arrest quote in their OWN VOICE!
Woke Turd Globalists are invading!
Stop them from reaching the White House!
4 ANIMATED GLOBALIST TYPES:
💉 1. BILL GATES - "Syringe Pusher"
"Trust the science!" • Pushes vaccines, gets ARRESTED!
👔 2. BARACK OBAMA - "The Suit"
"Hope and change!" • Says "Gosh darn, ya got me, I'm guilty! Allahu Akbar!"
📱 3. HILLARY CLINTON - "Phone Addict"
"Delete those emails!" • Can't stop texting!
🧥 4. MARK ZUCKERBERG - "The Hoodie"
"That's misinformation!" • Censors EVERYTHING!
🎷 5. BILL CLINTON - "The Saxophone"
"I did not have relations!" • Says "Oh ya got me, but I didn't do it!"
"Trust the science!" • Pushes vaccines, gets ARRESTED!
👔 2. BARACK OBAMA - "The Suit"
"Hope and change!" • Says "Gosh darn, ya got me, I'm guilty! Allahu Akbar!"
📱 3. HILLARY CLINTON - "Phone Addict"
"Delete those emails!" • Can't stop texting!
🧥 4. MARK ZUCKERBERG - "The Hoodie"
"That's misinformation!" • Censors EVERYTHING!
🎷 5. BILL CLINTON - "The Saxophone"
"I did not have relations!" • Says "Oh ya got me, but I didn't do it!"
THEY THROW TURDS AT YOU!
Dodge the flying turds or get hit!
Press E to ARREST! 🚔
500-600 pts + 25-30 coins + JAIL CELL animation!
Each villain has a UNIQUE arrest quote in their OWN VOICE!
🎯 PRO STRATEGY GUIDE 🎯
🏃 MOVEMENT:
• KEEP MOVING - stationary = pooped on!
• Jump (SPACE) over tractors and turds
• Shake off turds (Q) immediately!
🧱 BORDER DEFENSE (50 pts each!):
• Watch for "BORDER BREACH!" alerts
• RUN to wall and TACKLE invaders!
• 5 tackles = INVASION HALTED (+250 bonus!)
😈 DEMON FIGHTING:
• Buy BIBLE from Angel Shop (A)
• Press B to fire scripture at demons!
• Angel protection makes demons FLEE!
🐊 SWAMP DRAINING:
• Get close to globalists, press E to ARREST!
• Bill Gates gets STOPPED and ARRESTED!
• Every 3 arrests = BONUS POINTS!
🤖 AI HUNTERS:
• They COMPETE with you - race for kills!
• Don't let bots steal your points!
• KEEP MOVING - stationary = pooped on!
• Jump (SPACE) over tractors and turds
• Shake off turds (Q) immediately!
🧱 BORDER DEFENSE (50 pts each!):
• Watch for "BORDER BREACH!" alerts
• RUN to wall and TACKLE invaders!
• 5 tackles = INVASION HALTED (+250 bonus!)
😈 DEMON FIGHTING:
• Buy BIBLE from Angel Shop (A)
• Press B to fire scripture at demons!
• Angel protection makes demons FLEE!
🐊 SWAMP DRAINING:
• Get close to globalists, press E to ARREST!
• Bill Gates gets STOPPED and ARRESTED!
• Every 3 arrests = BONUS POINTS!
🤖 AI HUNTERS:
• They COMPETE with you - race for kills!
• Don't let bots steal your points!
😈 DEFEAT THE DEMONS! 😈
"Resist the devil and he will flee from you." — James 4:7
LEVEL 8: THE WHITE HOUSE
Demons try to stop you from reaching Trump!
Multiple demons attack each hunter!
DEMON ABILITIES:
HOW TO DEFEAT DEMONS:
📖 Press B = Fire Holy Bible!
👼 Buy Angel Protection = Demons FLEE!
WHEN DEMONS FLEE:
"The devil prowls like a roaring lion... resist him!" — 1 Peter 5:8-9
Demons try to stop you from reaching Trump!
Multiple demons attack each hunter!
DEMON ABILITIES:
• Fly toward you menacingly
• Throw "lies" projectiles
• Flee when hit by Bible or Angel!
• Throw "lies" projectiles
• Flee when hit by Bible or Angel!
HOW TO DEFEAT DEMONS:
📖 Press B = Fire Holy Bible!
👼 Buy Angel Protection = Demons FLEE!
WHEN DEMONS FLEE:
"The devil prowls like a roaring lion... resist him!" — 1 Peter 5:8-9
🏆 VICTORY!
Defeat all enemies to reach Trump!
Trump shakes his fist in victory!
"Thanks be to God who gives us the victory!" — 1 Cor 15:57
Trump shakes his fist in victory!
"Thanks be to God who gives us the victory!" — 1 Cor 15:57
📱 WAKE THE SLEEPERS! 📱
"Awake, O sleeper, and Christ will shine on you." — Ephesians 5:14
People walk around like ZOMBIES on their phones!
They're blind to what's really happening!
4 PHONE ZOMBIE TYPES:
HOW TO WAKE THEM:
1. Find BIBLES on the ground (golden glow)
2. Walk near a phone zombie
3. Press V to give them the Bible!
REWARDS:
+200 points + 15 coins per awakening!
Awakened people become HELPERS!
Helpers fight demons & globalists for you!
They're blind to what's really happening!
4 PHONE ZOMBIE TYPES:
📱 Distracted Teen - "Just scrolling..."
📱 Social Media Addict - "Need more likes..."
📱 News Zombie - "Trust the algorithm..."
📱 Doom Scroller - "Can't stop scrolling..."
📱 Social Media Addict - "Need more likes..."
📱 News Zombie - "Trust the algorithm..."
📱 Doom Scroller - "Can't stop scrolling..."
HOW TO WAKE THEM:
1. Find BIBLES on the ground (golden glow)
2. Walk near a phone zombie
3. Press V to give them the Bible!
REWARDS:
+200 points + 15 coins per awakening!
Awakened people become HELPERS!
Helpers fight demons & globalists for you!
⚠️ END TIMES SCRIPTURES ⚠️
When you wake someone up, you'll see warnings about the times we're living in:
"Children will rise against parents..."
— Matthew 10:21
"In the last days, people will be disobedient to parents, ungrateful, unholy..."
— 2 Timothy 3:2-3
"Lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God..."
— 2 Timothy 3:4
THE MESSAGE:
• Don't let phones divide your family!
• Honor your parents!
• Put God first, not screens!
• Your generation can make a difference!
"Choose this day whom you will serve. As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord." — Joshua 24:15
"Children will rise against parents..."
— Matthew 10:21
"In the last days, people will be disobedient to parents, ungrateful, unholy..."
— 2 Timothy 3:2-3
"Lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God..."
— 2 Timothy 3:4
THE MESSAGE:
• Don't let phones divide your family!
• Honor your parents!
• Put God first, not screens!
• Your generation can make a difference!
"Choose this day whom you will serve. As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord." — Joshua 24:15
🦌 GROUND ANIMALS
DON'T SHOOT SAFE ANIMALS!
🦌 Deer -15 | 🦌 Elk -25 | 🐕 Dog -30 | 🐈 Cat -25
🐰 Rabbit -15 | 🦊 Fox -15 | 🦨 Skunk -10
SHOOT DANGEROUS ANIMALS:
🐻 Bear +25 (5 coins) | 🐺 Wolf +15 (3 coins) | 🦁 Cougar +20 (4 coins)
🦌 DEER & ELK CAN CHARGE! JUMP over them!
Deer: -15 HP hit, +10 pts jump | Elk: -20 HP hit, +15 pts jump
🦌 Deer -15 | 🦌 Elk -25 | 🐕 Dog -30 | 🐈 Cat -25
🐰 Rabbit -15 | 🦊 Fox -15 | 🦨 Skunk -10
SHOOT DANGEROUS ANIMALS:
🐻 Bear +25 (5 coins) | 🐺 Wolf +15 (3 coins) | 🦁 Cougar +20 (4 coins)
🦌 DEER & ELK CAN CHARGE! JUMP over them!
Deer: -15 HP hit, +10 pts jump | Elk: -20 HP hit, +15 pts jump
👤 NPCs (Don't Shoot People!)
🥾 Hiker | 👨🌾 Farmer | 🏃 Jogger | 🚴 Cyclist | 👶 Child | 🎣 Fisherman
Shooting NPCs = BIG penalty & potential game over!
Shooting NPCs = BIG penalty & potential game over!
👤 HUNTER SKINS (Shop → Skins Tab)
🌲 Camo 2K - Birds spot you less
❄️ Winter 3.5K - +10% snow damage | 🏜️ Desert 3.5K - Faster in desert
🎖️ Tactical 8K - +15% fire rate
🛡️ Light Armor 12K - 15% less ALL damage!
🛡️🛡️ Heavy Armor 25K - 30% less damage (slower)
☢️ Hazmat 15K - Toxic immunity | 👑 Gold 50K - +25% coins
🔥 LEGENDARY 100K - ALL BONUSES!
❄️ Winter 3.5K - +10% snow damage | 🏜️ Desert 3.5K - Faster in desert
🎖️ Tactical 8K - +15% fire rate
🛡️ Light Armor 12K - 15% less ALL damage!
🛡️🛡️ Heavy Armor 25K - 30% less damage (slower)
☢️ Hazmat 15K - Toxic immunity | 👑 Gold 50K - +25% coins
🔥 LEGENDARY 100K - ALL BONUSES!
🛒 SHOP HIGHLIGHTS
🎩 Sturdy Hat = Blocks ALL turds 45-90 sec!
🚀 Bazooka = Massive AOE, 3x boss damage!
💣 Grenades = Throwable explosives!
🎯 Barrett .50 Cal = 5x damage, best vs bosses!
🛡️ Shields = 10-30 sec invincibility!
🚀 Bazooka = Massive AOE, 3x boss damage!
💣 Grenades = Throwable explosives!
🎯 Barrett .50 Cal = 5x damage, best vs bosses!
🛡️ Shields = 10-30 sec invincibility!
🪙 TURDCOIN DROPS
Kill birds to drop coins! Walk over them to collect.
Pigeon/Chicken 1 | Duck 2 | Goose/Seagull 3 | Turkey 4-5
Pheasant 5 | Vulture 3 | Upland birds 2-4
Boss drops: Pterodactyl 25 | Phoenix 50 | Thunderbird 75 | Dragon 100!
⚠️ BIRDS CAN STEAL COINS! Collect quickly!
Coins flash after 5 sec, disappear at 8 sec
Daily Limit: 500 coins/day from gameplay
Pigeon/Chicken 1 | Duck 2 | Goose/Seagull 3 | Turkey 4-5
Pheasant 5 | Vulture 3 | Upland birds 2-4
Boss drops: Pterodactyl 25 | Phoenix 50 | Thunderbird 75 | Dragon 100!
⚠️ BIRDS CAN STEAL COINS! Collect quickly!
Coins flash after 5 sec, disappear at 8 sec
Daily Limit: 500 coins/day from gameplay
✓ SHOOT: Ducks, Geese, Pigeons, Turkeys, Magpies, Vultures, Pheasants, Quail, Bosses, Turds, Bears, Wolves, Cougars, Bad Tractor Tires!
✗ DON'T SHOOT: Eagles, Hawks, Falcons, Bats, Parachuters, Peacocks, Swans, Penguins, Deer, Elk, Dogs, Cats, Rabbits, Planes, Helicopters, NPCs!
🦌 JUMP OVER: Charging Deer (+10 pts) & Elk (+15 pts)!
🚜 GREEN TRACTOR = Friendly, lifts over you | 🚜 RED TRACTOR = Bad! Jump or shoot tires!
✗ DON'T SHOOT: Eagles, Hawks, Falcons, Bats, Parachuters, Peacocks, Swans, Penguins, Deer, Elk, Dogs, Cats, Rabbits, Planes, Helicopters, NPCs!
🦌 JUMP OVER: Charging Deer (+10 pts) & Elk (+15 pts)!
🚜 GREEN TRACTOR = Friendly, lifts over you | 🚜 RED TRACTOR = Bad! Jump or shoot tires!
Press H to hide • Press L for Leaderboard
📱 Tap to shoot • Drag left/right to move • Swipe up to jump
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