Trump Game — Defend the Farm All the Way to the White House

Twelve zones, a family farm at one end and the White House at the other. Whack-A-Woke is a free patriotic browser game with a full campaign, and it does the whole thing without killing anybody.

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The campaign

You start on the farm and work east: the countryside, the suburbs, the bridge, the swamp, and finally the White House finale. Each zone has a quota to clear before the next opens. Along the way there are woke birds to net, caged animals to free, hostile vehicles to spike, and globalists to arrest — and the difficulty curve rises the closer you get to Washington.

Satire, not cruelty

The politics are not hidden — this is a conservative, Christian game and says so on the front page. But the joke is always satire rather than viciousness. The premise is that the other side is reached, not removed: villains are cuffed and walked away, not shot, and the game will not let you harm a person at all. Nothing in it dies.

What is actually in it

Free, no download, no ads

It runs in any browser on any device. No app store, no account, no advertising network, and nothing for sale. The site is funded entirely by voluntary donations, and donating unlocks nothing — see free browser game, no download and patriotic game.

Common questions

Is this an official Trump game?

No. It is an independent satirical game and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any political campaign, party, official or public figure.

Is there any violence?

Nothing in the game is killed. Woke birds are netted and released, characters are handed Bibles and kneel, animals are freed from cages, and villains are arrested. No blood, no gore, no profanity.

Does it cost anything?

No. Every zone, character and upgrade is free and earned by playing. There is nothing for sale on the site.

What devices does it run on?

Any with a browser — Windows, Mac, Android, iPhone, iPad, Chromebook. There is nothing to install.

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